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I really tried to resist but it was just too easy...
"Scaeagles visits the doctor..."
Welcome to my office, Mr. er... Scaeagles. I see the nurse has already interviewed you and it says here that it is painful to sit for long periods of time. I just have a few follow up questions as I begin the examination.
Before we start however, I must say, you look awfully familiar. Might I have seen you somewhere before?
1. I would say DVD for sure.
Yes, of course, "Motorboat Cruiser Rides Again", a classic. I particularly liked the three-way scene with you, MBC, and Innerspaceman. Have you considered doing another sequel with both of them.
2. If you took the Peanut Butter and stuck it between them, I would say yes.
Uh....ok. Anyway, I can see that you are in considerable pain. According to what you've told the nurse, you had just arrived home from Disneyland when you first noticed that something had caused your sphincter to become detached. You proceeded to do a self-examination. Is that correct?
3. I found it rather round and I thru it in the fridge.
Ok, and this was the first time this had happened?
4. Sad to say, I've had it twice.
May I ask what you used to examine yourself?
5. The 3rd finger.
I see. My...it sure looks like someone is excited to see the doctor today!
6. It always seems to rise up at the wrong time, from what I heard.
Perfectly normal, Mr Scaeagles. Nothing to be ashamed of.
7. I would say 4inches longer is better.
Perhaps. So you are saying you wish you were more...
8. Asain.
Well, we'll save that for another visit. Right now, I am going to ask you bend over so I can have a look. The X-rays we got back show an unusual formation and I'm going to have to go in manually and check it out. Is there anything I can get you before we start?
9. Lolly Pops and something to numb the pain.
Oh, grow up, Mr Scaeagles. It isn't like you are a virgin to this. Now, just relax and let's have a loo...
Oh my freaking God! Is that a...? yes, apparently it is and it smells awful...I see the stick now! Mr. Scaeagles...How on earth were you unaware that you had a corn dog inside of you? Surely, you noticed the stench?
10. It was like a dead cow.
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