The Un-Interview

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Bump! I thought about starting a new Un-Interview thread because it was fun while it lasted so long ago. But then, I thought, maybe somebody else would enjoy writing the answers this time.

Anybody want to play??

[Kevy Baby]

It would appear not (so far)

[CoasterMatt]

Play what?

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

1. I would say DVD for sure.

2. If you took the Peanut Butter and stuck it between them, I would say yes.

3. I found it rather round and I thru it in the fridge.

4. Sad to say, I've had it twice.

5. The 3rd finger.

6. It always seems to rise up at the wrong time, from what I heard.

7. I would say 4inches longer is better.

8. Asain.

9. Lolly Pops and something to numb the pain.

10. It was like a dead cow.

enjoy!!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

1. OK, Mr. McGibbons. I understand you've grown tired of your homocidal tendencies, and you are looking for psychological guidance. You say you were drawn to violence because of a film you saw many times. Did "The Last Unicorn" disturb you more on DVD or in the cinema?
I would say DVD for sure.

2. And your victims... is it true that you attatched them together when you were done with them?
If you took the Peanut Butter and stuck it between them, I would say yes.

3. Well. OK then. What did you do with the peanut-butter-covered tangle of bodies?
I found it rather round and I thru it in the fridge.

4. Thru? What kind of word is "thru"? Didn't you take English 101?
Sad to say, I've had it twice.

5. Twice? And you still use the word "thru"? Wait, what are you waving at me?
The 3rd finger.

6. Isn't that rather inappropriate behavior for a medical consultation?
It always seems to rise up at the wrong time, from what I heard.

7. Very well. Let's move on to your desired treatment. When it comes to how much you're hoping to have lobotomized, how much of your frontal lobe would you like to have removed?
I would say 4inches longer is better.

8. Four inches it is.
Asain.

9. I don't think that's a word, but OK. Is there anything we can give you to bring you some peace of mind in the meanwhile?
Lolly Pops and something to numb the pain.

10. I'll see what I can do. Did this consultation fulfill your expectations? ... aaaaugh! Aaaaaugh! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH! [Slumps face-forward onto her desk.]
It was like a dead cow.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I really tried to resist but it was just too easy...

"Scaeagles visits the doctor..."


Welcome to my office, Mr. er... Scaeagles. I see the nurse has already interviewed you and it says here that it is painful to sit for long periods of time. I just have a few follow up questions as I begin the examination.

Before we start however, I must say, you look awfully familiar. Might I have seen you somewhere before?

1. I would say DVD for sure.

Yes, of course, "Motorboat Cruiser Rides Again", a classic. I particularly liked the three-way scene with you, MBC, and Innerspaceman. Have you considered doing another sequel with both of them.

2. If you took the Peanut Butter and stuck it between them, I would say yes.

Uh....ok. Anyway, I can see that you are in considerable pain. According to what you've told the nurse, you had just arrived home from Disneyland when you first noticed that something had caused your sphincter to become detached. You proceeded to do a self-examination. Is that correct?

3. I found it rather round and I thru it in the fridge.

Ok, and this was the first time this had happened?

4. Sad to say, I've had it twice.

May I ask what you used to examine yourself?

5. The 3rd finger.

I see. My...it sure looks like someone is excited to see the doctor today!

6. It always seems to rise up at the wrong time, from what I heard.

Perfectly normal, Mr Scaeagles. Nothing to be ashamed of.

7. I would say 4inches longer is better.

Perhaps. So you are saying you wish you were more...

8. Asain.

Well, we'll save that for another visit. Right now, I am going to ask you bend over so I can have a look. The X-rays we got back show an unusual formation and I'm going to have to go in manually and check it out. Is there anything I can get you before we start?

9. Lolly Pops and something to numb the pain.

Oh, grow up, Mr Scaeagles. It isn't like you are a virgin to this. Now, just relax and let's have a loo...

Oh my freaking God! Is that a...? yes, apparently it is and it smells awful...I see the stick now! Mr. Scaeagles...How on earth were you unaware that you had a corn dog inside of you? Surely, you noticed the stench?

10. It was like a dead cow.

[scaeagles]

I had never opened this thread before. Now I wish I still had never opened this thread. Why did I open this thread?

[SacTown Chronic]

Burn.

[scaeagles]

Shouldn't you be on the road by now, Sac?

[SacTown Chronic]

Soon, grasshopper.