If I head butted someone at work when I got mad, I'd get fired.
"Huh? You want what Mail Merged?" Headbutt to my boss's chest. *Wham!* "Here's your Mail Merge, dinglecheese!"
Then again, my boss is like 5'1" so I'd have to crouch down and then headbutt her. It would kinda lose it's effect...
