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An Open Letter to Concerned Vegetables:
I am offering amnersty to any vegetables that don't wish to be consumed by Tracilicious and Family. You will enjoy spacious living quarters, plentiful water and sunshine- at least until the snow flies. To locate our sanctuary, simply hang a left outta Arizona then head north until you're nearly Canadian.
Yours, etc,
Wendy in the PNW
PS- mushrooms are not included in this amnesty program, as they will likely wind up sauteed and on top of a steak.
Onions are not necessarily safe, either- especially Walla Walla sweets.
PPS- Potatoes might be a bit....endangered, as well.
PPPS- Brussel sprouts are guaranteed a long and healthful existence.
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