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tracilicious · 07-28-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaeagles

Dear Bees,

I am sorry for the oppression you have endured throughout the history of human honey eating. It is horribly, horribly wrong for us to exploit you and force you into nothing less than slave labor for production of a product that we can do without.

Please accept my humble apology.

Signed,
Whacked out vegan

Dear Scaegles,

Isn't that hilarious?! I laughed my butt off when I found out about the honey. I did buy some agave nectar to see if it compares, though. No honey! Ha!

Signed,
Not very whacked out vegan

tracilicious · 07-28-2006, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Yes, it did. However you do not have eat its flesh to get to the milk. And yes, I am aware of how dairy farms are run.

a vegetarian for non-ethical reasons,

btd

Dear BTD,

The only cheese I've ever seen without rennet is organic. Organic farms are much much cleaner, and cows healthier than regular farms. So worry not. But the cheese is still bad for you.

Also a vegan for non ethical reasons,
me

wendybeth · 07-28-2006, 10:14 PM

Dear Traci,

Hey, what am I! Chopped liver? Don't I get a letter?

We veggies get no respect, I tells ya.

Whateverly yours,
Tom (Ato)

tracilicious · 07-28-2006, 10:16 PM

Dear Tom,

I really like you. But you are in almost everything. To tell you the truth, sometimes I get sick of you. So, maybe next time I'll let you live.

Scary for veggies,
me

wendybeth · 07-28-2006, 10:26 PM

An Open Letter to Concerned Vegetables:

I am offering amnersty to any vegetables that don't wish to be consumed by Tracilicious and Family. You will enjoy spacious living quarters, plentiful water and sunshine- at least until the snow flies. To locate our sanctuary, simply hang a left outta Arizona then head north until you're nearly Canadian.

Yours, etc,
Wendy in the PNW

PS- mushrooms are not included in this amnesty program, as they will likely wind up sauteed and on top of a steak.

Onions are not necessarily safe, either- especially Walla Walla sweets.

PPS- Potatoes might be a bit....endangered, as well.

PPPS- Brussel sprouts are guaranteed a long and healthful existence.

Freaky Tiki · 07-29-2006, 01:42 PM

To whom it may concern:

Stop testing the emergency broadcast system when I'm watching something good on TV. Start doing it at like 3 or 4 in the morning. Hell, if I was watching TV at that time, I'd even forgive you.

BarTopDancer · 07-29-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Dear BTD,

The only cheese I've ever seen without rennet is organic. Organic farms are much much cleaner, and cows healthier than regular farms. So worry not. But the cheese is still bad for you.

Also a vegan for non ethical reasons,
me

Dear Traci,

There is vegetable rennet, which is not derived from animal. I think it's called microbial (or something like that). Trader Joes lists if the rennet comes from animal or plant and there is a site out there that lists all the brands that contain plant rennet. Also, if a cheese is Kosher it cannot contain animal rennet (mixing meat and milk).

Signed,

- slowly learning

BarTopDancer · 07-29-2006, 01:54 PM

Dear BTD,

Thank you so much for giving me a bath.

Love,

ShinyCar

Dear Costco,

Please do not attack me

Singed,

BTD

Matterhorn Fan · 07-29-2006, 02:11 PM

Dear Traci,

I posted a link to the non-rennet cheese list in the "Soooo" thread a while ago. If you search posts for rennet, you should find it easily. I'd post it again, but apparently I forgot to bookmark it.

Matterhorn Fan (whose current favorite cheese may or may not be on that list. I'm not sure if I dare to look)

Isaac · 07-29-2006, 02:23 PM

This thread reminds me of a song.

Dear lie
you suck
you said you could fix everything
instead
I'm f****d
You made things even worse for me
If I
had balls
I'd tell you get away from me
Guess I'm
not smart
I let you
unnerve me
I let you
control me
Afraid the truth would hurt me
When it's you that hurts me more
Dear lie
You're dumb
You think you've got the best of me
You think
you won
Misread my vulnerability
I've got
your walls
Now get the hell away from me
I've learned
your art
Won't let you
unnerve me
Won't let you
control me
The truth will only free me
And your lies won't hurt no more
Get outta my mouth
Get outta my head
Get outta my mind
Stop puttin' words in my head
Get outta my mouth
You're nothing but trouble
Get outta my life
Get out of me
Out of me
Out of me
Out of me lie

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07-28-2006, 10:16 PM	#304
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Dear Tom, I really like you. But you are in almost everything. To tell you the truth, sometimes I get sick of you. So, maybe next time I'll let you live. Scary for veggies, me __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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07-28-2006, 10:26 PM	#305
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	An Open Letter to Concerned Vegetables: I am offering amnersty to any vegetables that don't wish to be consumed by Tracilicious and Family. You will enjoy spacious living quarters, plentiful water and sunshine- at least until the snow flies. To locate our sanctuary, simply hang a left outta Arizona then head north until you're nearly Canadian. Yours, etc, Wendy in the PNW PS- mushrooms are not included in this amnesty program, as they will likely wind up sauteed and on top of a steak. Onions are not necessarily safe, either- especially Walla Walla sweets. PPS- Potatoes might be a bit....endangered, as well. PPPS- Brussel sprouts are guaranteed a long and healthful existence. __________________
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07-29-2006, 01:42 PM	#306
Freaky Tiki Super Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 176	To whom it may concern: Stop testing the emergency broadcast system when I'm watching something good on TV. Start doing it at like 3 or 4 in the morning. Hell, if I was watching TV at that time, I'd even forgive you. __________________ This is nothing.
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07-29-2006, 01:54 PM	#308
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Dear BTD, Thank you so much for giving me a bath. Love, ShinyCar Dear Costco, Please do not attack me Singed, BTD __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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07-29-2006, 02:11 PM	#309
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear Traci, I posted a link to the non-rennet cheese list in the "Soooo" thread a while ago. If you search posts for rennet, you should find it easily. I'd post it again, but apparently I forgot to bookmark it. Matterhorn Fan (whose current favorite cheese may or may not be on that list. I'm not sure if I dare to look)
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07-29-2006, 02:23 PM	#310
Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	This thread reminds me of a song. Dear lie you suck you said you could fix everything instead I'm f****d You made things even worse for me If I had balls I'd tell you get away from me Guess I'm not smart I let you unnerve me I let you control me Afraid the truth would hurt me When it's you that hurts me more Dear lie You're dumb You think you've got the best of me You think you won Misread my vulnerability I've got your walls Now get the hell away from me I've learned your art Won't let you unnerve me Won't let you control me The truth will only free me And your lies won't hurt no more Get outta my mouth Get outta my head Get outta my mind Stop puttin' words in my head Get outta my mouth You're nothing but trouble Get outta my life Get out of me Out of me Out of me Out of me lie __________________
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