RtS: Langer's Delicatessan

[Strangler Lewis]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Ok, I'm a jew. Don't report me, but I don't like pastrami.

How's the corned beef? That's the mark of a deli for me, and anyplace with delicious (lean) corned beef will rate at least one visit from me.

My mother was not born Jewish. Somehow, I got it into my head as a child that she had converted. When I mentioned this as an adult, she was shocked and assumed it was just some lie my father had told me to shut me up when I asked questions after starting Hebrew School. How could I ever have thought she was Jewish?

I don't know, Mom. Maybe it's the way you b*tch at the waitresses about the leanness of the corned beef.