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Old 05-14-2008, 01:56 PM   #1
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Best 13th Birthday Ever!
In today's news:

13 year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hookers!

And I had to settle for a big ice cream sundae at Farrell's.
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Old 05-14-2008, 03:08 PM   #2
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My favorite part:
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Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
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Old 05-14-2008, 05:01 PM   #3
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Yes, you beat me to it!

This whole section sums it up:

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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Now, that sounds like a politcian in the works!
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Old 05-14-2008, 06:56 PM   #4
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If they were distracted from $1,000 hooker sex by Halo, then God help this generation.
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:10 PM   #5
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I never got hookers for my birthday
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:26 PM   #6
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Maybe NA can fix that?
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:41 PM   #7
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It's just not the same when you're over 13
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Old 05-14-2008, 09:02 PM   #8
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And the rest of us can collect a bail collection.
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Old 05-14-2008, 11:18 PM   #10
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OMG, that was good comedy.
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