Funny stuff, enjoy

Name · 05-10-2005, 07:10 PM

Some of the funniest stuff I read in awhile......... http://bash.org/?top

One of my favorites......

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CoasterMatt · 05-10-2005, 07:20 PM

I think my favorite is this one

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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Name · 05-10-2005, 07:34 PM

I'm starting to tear up reading some of those..... too funny

CoasterMatt · 05-10-2005, 07:52 PM

Oh man... thank you so much for that link - these are hilarious

SacTown Chronic · 05-10-2005, 07:54 PM

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

wendybeth · 05-10-2005, 08:10 PM

Lol!!! This is great stuff!

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'<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?'
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The guy who replaced 'wand' with 'wang' in the Harry Potter excerpt was hilarious- puts a whole new spin on that story......

Name · 05-10-2005, 08:17 PM

love this one too......

Mike: give me a good hosting company tag line
Bleys: "We won't go down on you... unless you pay us extra."
Mike: thanks for your help :P
Bleys: no problem

wendybeth · 05-10-2005, 08:29 PM

Lol!!! The BrittinySpears14 and BloodNinja exchange. To dirty to put up here, but funnier than hell!

Name · 05-10-2005, 08:43 PM

mmmmmmmmmm, my favourite RPG.....

<Pizza|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs
<kessel> RL is good
<Pizza|> whats rl ?
<kessel> Real Life
<Pizza|> link ?

wendybeth · 05-10-2005, 08:47 PM

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Lol!!! This is great stuff! **************** '<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?' **************** The guy who replaced 'wand' with 'wang' in the Harry Potter excerpt was hilarious- puts a whole new spin on that story...... __________________
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Lol!!! The BrittinySpears14 and BloodNinja exchange. To dirty to put up here, but funnier than hell! __________________
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Name Title Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: here Posts: 779	mmmmmmmmmm, my favourite RPG..... <Pizza\|> anyone know of some good mp rpgs <kessel> RL is good <Pizza\|> whats rl ? <kessel> Real Life <Pizza\|> link ? __________________ Signature
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals. __________________
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