A little workplace haiku

Morrigoon · 09-08-2005, 03:17 PM

Chair, plastic, on wheels
Armless, not ergonomic
At desk: ow, my back

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-08-2005, 08:24 PM

Open the bottom
Scrape the dirt out with my nails
Please upgrade the mice!

If there's a keyboard
tray, it hits you in the knees.
Chairs are comfy though.

Adjustable chairs!
Perfectly fits lower back.
Armrests are nice too.

Not Afraid · 09-08-2005, 09:46 PM

One cat is real cute
Two kittens are better
Five at home, perfect.

tracilicious · 09-09-2005, 05:33 PM

peed on yet again
baby love is oh so sweet
Indi pooped outside

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-10-2005, 10:49 AM

You must spread mojo
around before giving it
to Tracilicious.

Poop equals mojo
Envision Indi squatting
Somehow makes my day.

Off to work soon, bleh.
Only 4 hours, yet I'm
pissed it's Saturday.

tracilicious · 09-10-2005, 07:01 PM

It was funnier
than you think. Indi exclaimed
Mommy! Me dog poop!

Morrigoon · 09-10-2005, 11:38 PM

L-O-freaking-L
Talk of poop and puppy dogs
Also makes me laugh

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-11-2005, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious

It was funnier
than you think. Indi exclaimed
Mommy! Me dog poop!

Laughed at this story
Read it again and again
Funny every time!

Did you laugh right then?
Must be tough to discourage
kids while giggling.

Send the wrong message
and catastrophe ensues:
Indi poops for laughs!

Morrigoon · 09-12-2005, 02:08 PM

There once was a recruiter from Re/Max
Who had all of the charm of the Sleestacks
She picked up the receiver,
Said, "Your firm, wouldja leave 'er?"
But this chick the agents would all beat back

Oh dear, that was a
Limerick not a haiku
Okay, I'll be good.

Call record would be
Better if I picked up phone
Not typing haiku

PanTheMan · 09-13-2005, 12:29 PM

Stare at screen blankly
My Brain ceases all function
phone rings I snap back

09-08-2005, 03:17 PM	#1
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	A little workplace haiku Chair, plastic, on wheels Armless, not ergonomic At desk: ow, my back __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-08-2005, 08:24 PM	#2
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Open the bottom Scrape the dirt out with my nails Please upgrade the mice! If there's a keyboard tray, it hits you in the knees. Chairs are comfy though. Adjustable chairs! Perfectly fits lower back. Armrests are nice too. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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09-08-2005, 09:46 PM	#3
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	One cat is real cute Two kittens are better Five at home, perfect.
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09-09-2005, 05:33 PM	#4
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	peed on yet again baby love is oh so sweet Indi pooped outside __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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09-10-2005, 10:49 AM	#5
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	You must spread mojo around before giving it to Tracilicious. Poop equals mojo Envision Indi squatting Somehow makes my day. Off to work soon, bleh. Only 4 hours, yet I'm pissed it's Saturday. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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09-10-2005, 07:01 PM	#6
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	It was funnier than you think. Indi exclaimed Mommy! Me dog poop! __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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09-10-2005, 11:38 PM	#7
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	L-O-freaking-L Talk of poop and puppy dogs Also makes me laugh __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-12-2005, 02:08 PM	#9
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	There once was a recruiter from Re/Max Who had all of the charm of the Sleestacks She picked up the receiver, Said, "Your firm, wouldja leave 'er?" But this chick the agents would all beat back Oh dear, that was a Limerick not a haiku Okay, I'll be good. Call record would be Better if I picked up phone Not typing haiku __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-13-2005, 12:29 PM	#10
PanTheMan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere between you, and just over there. Posts: 258	Stare at screen blankly My Brain ceases all function phone rings I snap back
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