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I Floop the Pig
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Iced Tea in a Can
Iced tea in a can, why do I drink you?
You taste vaguely like the can itself You taste nothing like iced tea. Sweet to the point of nausea With a horrid aftertaste of fake lemon, My stomach churns after every can. So why do I keep buying you and drinking you? Fvck you, iced teat in a can.
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check your head
Join Date: Oct 2005
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lost in the fog
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Because it's there!
What about Snapple? |
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You broke your Ramadar!
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You had me at "you taste vaguely like the can itself".
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Kicking up my heels!
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Wow. Sums up my feelings for canned iced tea nicely, except that I don't drink it.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I can't help but wonder if "teat" in the last line is a typo or not.
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#8 |
Kink of Swank
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Does he mean he fvcks the can after he drinks the tea?
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Nueve
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Ditto what Flippyshark said.
Blech. But I dig you, man... I dig you.
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Worn Romantic
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Sometimes an iced tea can is just an iced tea can.....
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