Bad Erotica (NSFW) - Lounge of Tomorrow

05-13-2007, 10:21 AM	#1
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Bad Erotica (NSFW) Someone forwarded this to me and it amused me greatly Nerve.com's Bad Erotica Contest The opening two paragraphs of the grand prize winner (hidden just in case someone missed the "Not Safe For Work" in the title - yeah, I know it doesn't make much difference Alex, but I did it anyways): Spoiler: She woke with the taste of his turgid penis on her lips. Even though he was gone, his juices and manhood lingered in her mind and on her cloying lips like Vaseline. The events of the previous night came racing back to her, clogging her mind with visions of ecstasy. She had never known a man like Julio before. When he came and boldly sat next to her, the musky scent of his manliness turned her from tigress to gentle kitten. She belonged to him before his supple buttocks pressed aggressively against the tattered faux-leather covering of the barstool. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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