Funny impossible things-need help

Nephythys · 07-22-2009, 08:06 AM

-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats

We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?

Moonliner · 07-22-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Nephythys

-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats

We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?

Nailing Jello to a tree: Freeze it first, then slowly push the nail through Jello and tap nail into tree.

Toothpaste back in the tube.

Make Kevy make sense.

Nephythys · 07-22-2009, 08:34 AM

ahh- toothpaste! good one...

any more?

DreadPirateRoberts · 07-22-2009, 08:48 AM

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Not Afraid · 07-22-2009, 10:06 AM

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-22-2009, 10:16 AM

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

Not Afraid · 07-22-2009, 10:19 AM

To dream, the impossible dream.

3894 · 07-22-2009, 10:46 AM

Might as well try and catch the wind.

Nephythys · 07-22-2009, 11:15 AM

as easy as keeping hot tea in a chocolate tea pot

Strangler Lewis · 07-22-2009, 04:44 PM

A one-armed paper hanger.

Speaking of Kevy, is he on vacation or something?

07-22-2009, 08:06 AM	#1
Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	Funny impossible things-need help -like nailing jello to a tree -like herding cats We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?
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07-22-2009, 08:34 AM	#3
Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	ahh- toothpaste! good one... any more?
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DreadPirateRoberts Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,483	How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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07-22-2009, 10:06 AM	#5
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you keep a wave upon the sand How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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07-22-2009, 10:19 AM	#7
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	To dream, the impossible dream.
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Might as well try and catch the wind. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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Nephythys Yeah, that's about it- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In a state of constant crap to get done Posts: 2,688	as easy as keeping hot tea in a chocolate tea pot
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07-22-2009, 04:44 PM	#10
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	A one-armed paper hanger. Speaking of Kevy, is he on vacation or something? __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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