A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 09-20-2005, 02:38 PM

Was it really that bad, people?
Really?
But, but, but...

It had lift.
It had length.
It was stiff and antique.
It was glistening, glowing
Flamboyant – unique!

A set piece for a head.
A real party of a do.
A girlish curl with
A lady’s coiffure:
Buoyant - magnefique!

I don’t give two ****s about the Emmys -
I sure didn’t watch them -
But I certainly envy a woman
Who dares to make a Swinger out of a Victorian.

I wonder if she drives a DeLorean?!

(That would be, like, so friggin’ awesome!)

Spoiler:

09-20-2005, 02:38 PM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair Was it really that bad, people? Really? But, but, but... It had lift. It had length. It was stiff and antique. It was glistening, glowing Flamboyant – unique! A set piece for a head. A real party of a do. A girlish curl with A lady’s coiffure: Buoyant - magnefique! I don’t give two **s about the Emmys - I sure didn’t watch them - But I certainly envy a woman Who dares to make a Swinger out of a Victorian. I wonder if she drives a DeLorean?! (That would be, like, so friggin’ awesome!) Spoiler:** Tref!
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