Woman $h!ts lighning

Tramspotter · 10-11-2006, 10:04 AM

Film at 11

Gemini Cricket · 10-11-2006, 10:37 AM

Everyone run the next time she says, "Gotta bolt."

AllyOops! · 10-11-2006, 10:45 AM

I once sh*t lightning after eating an Indian meal of tandoori chicken, but that's a whole different story..

ICK.

That story actually scared the daylights out of me. Lightning once struck our neighbor's home across the street years ago when I was living at home. I was in college at the time and studying, and suddenly I heard a deafening crash. The light that flashed through my closed window blinds was actually, well blinding.

When I ran outside, the street was SMOKING. The neighbor's palm tree was on fire. And everybody on the block's computers & TV's were SHOT. Our bigscreen was operable, but now with a lovely tinted green screen. We all lost power, and maybe our minds a little that night.

THANK GOD, however, that the most important thing of all occured- nobody was struck.

Alex · 10-11-2006, 10:49 AM

Yeah, it can be pretty amazing. I once had lightning strike ground about 30 feet away from me and a group of friends. It is pretty amazing that close.

Gemini Cricket · 10-11-2006, 10:52 AM

Right before Hurricane Iwa hit, there was a lot of thunder and lightning. A bolt hit the middle of our school's playground area. I was about 50 feet away. It's amazing how fast and bright it is. After it happened, everything around us felt static-y. Weird. Since it was raining, no one was where it hit... thankfully.

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-11-2006, 03:48 PM

I find this story more frightening than funny.

CoasterMatt · 10-11-2006, 04:02 PM

I think the guy who ate 247 jalapenos in 8 minutes might challenge her to "Most Inflamed Rectum Ever"

JWBear · 10-11-2006, 06:45 PM

AlllRIGHTYthen.....

Jughead P. Jones · 10-11-2006, 07:46 PM

I am absolutely shocked.

tracilicious · 10-11-2006, 09:08 PM

This thread makes me want to stand really close to lightning without getting hit. Poor woman. Not only does she get hit by lightning, but she also becomes know as the woman with the electric ass.

10-11-2006, 10:04 AM	#1
Tramspotter Show me on the bear. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LA Posts: 445	Woman $h!ts lighning Film at 11
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Everyone run the next time she says, "Gotta bolt."
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AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	I once sht lightning after eating an Indian meal of tandoori chicken, but that's a whole different story.. ICK.* That story actually scared the daylights out of me. Lightning once struck our neighbor's home across the street years ago when I was living at home. I was in college at the time and studying, and suddenly I heard a deafening crash. The light that flashed through my closed window blinds was actually, well blinding. When I ran outside, the street was SMOKING. The neighbor's palm tree was on fire. And everybody on the block's computers & TV's were SHOT. Our bigscreen was operable, but now with a lovely tinted green screen. We all lost power, and maybe our minds a little that night. THANK GOD, however, that the most important thing of all occured- nobody was struck. Last edited by AllyOops! : 10-11-2006 at 11:29 AM.
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Yeah, it can be pretty amazing. I once had lightning strike ground about 30 feet away from me and a group of friends. It is pretty amazing that close.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Right before Hurricane Iwa hit, there was a lot of thunder and lightning. A bolt hit the middle of our school's playground area. I was about 50 feet away. It's amazing how fast and bright it is. After it happened, everything around us felt static-y. Weird. Since it was raining, no one was where it hit... thankfully.
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I find this story more frightening than funny. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	I think the guy who ate 247 jalapenos in 8 minutes might challenge her to "Most Inflamed Rectum Ever" __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	This thread makes me want to stand really close to lightning without getting hit. Poor woman. Not only does she get hit by lightning, but she also becomes know as the woman with the electric ass. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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