Davy Crocket reincarnate??

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5-Year-Old Kills 400-Pound Bear Boy Is Davy Crockett Descendant.

Some quotes:

"I was up in the stand and I seen the bear," Tre Merritt said. "It came from the thicket and it was beside the road and I shot it."

Q. So, why did you drop Davy Crockett in the headline?
A. Because this kid is the 10th great-grandson of Davy Crockett, who supposedly killed a bear when he was three

So, because this kid is a descendant of Davy, they had to go out and kill an innocent Bear.

(Insert sarcasim)

Bears are a menace. They are killing machines, bent on the destruction of the human race and -- even worse -- American values. What, then, are we to do to combat this scourge?

And my favorite line:

Q. OK, so what's the point?
A. Something is seriously wrong with Arkansas.

Small Child Kills Large Bear; Davy Crockett Smiles From Heavenly Perch