The Breastaurant: Newish Trend

3894 · 01-26-2009, 02:16 PM

You know, like Hooters, Tilten Kilt, Twin Peaks, blah blah blah.

Here are my rolleyes (*)(*)

I am so opening Der Wiener Haus with buff male lifeguards in spandex leiderhosen. "My name is Chaz and I'll be your server. How do you like your weiner?"

Discuss.

Morrigoon · 01-26-2009, 02:25 PM

Like my coffee...

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-26-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 3894

You know, like Hooters, Tilten Kilt, Twin Peaks, blah blah blah.

Linkie no workie w/out cookie.

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Originally Posted by 3894

I am so opening Der Wiener Haus with buff male lifeguards in spandex leiderhosen.

And I am so eating there every day!

Ghoulish Delight · 01-26-2009, 02:33 PM

I am horribly offended by the concept of those restaurants. However, I make it a point never to judge anything without firsthand knowledge, so I better start getting some first hand knowledge.

3894 · 01-26-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Linkie no workie w/out cookie.

I sorry. Let's go order a double dog.

Alex · 01-26-2009, 02:54 PM

I haven't been to any of the others than Hooters but I don't have any problem with the place. If someone wants to open a restaurant that is a dick joke, more power to them. And I'd take issue with the article's description of "a male clientele." Yeah, they tilt male (as does any sports bar) but whenever I've been to one (we're not regulars but we don't avoid them) women are well represented as customers and I've always had them in my group.

However, the word "breastaurant" is either inspired or really stupid. I haven't decided yet.

Haven't been there, but add to the list the Heart Attack Grill Diet Center outside Phoenix (the "nurses" in the photos are the waitstaff).

Ghoulish Delight · 01-26-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

However, the word "breastaurant" is either inspired or really stupid. I haven't decided yet.

The weird thing about it is that it can also be applied to, say, Kenny Roger's Roasters, and that's just disturbing.

Capt Jack · 01-26-2009, 03:03 PM

why dont they just open a restaurant called "boobs in your food" and get it over with?

Alex · 01-26-2009, 03:05 PM

Having now (giving it thought I realize I can remember) eaten at Hooters seven times, I can confidently say there has never been a boob in my food. A waitresses food anyway. Maybe cook boobs.

And, despite reputation I am frequently more impressed by modern brassiere technology to create the appearance of breasts than by the breasts themselves.

Ghoulish Delight · 01-26-2009, 03:06 PM

If they open a full-nude strip club that serves food, would "natural" performers have to wear hair nets downstairs?

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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	The Breastaurant: Newish Trend You know, like Hooters, Tilten Kilt, Twin Peaks, blah blah blah. Here are my rolleyes ()() I am so opening Der Wiener Haus with buff male lifeguards in spandex leiderhosen. "My name is Chaz and I'll be your server. How do you like your weiner?" Discuss. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled" Last edited by 3894 : 01-26-2009 at 02:45 PM. Reason: To try to fix the link.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Like my coffee... __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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01-26-2009, 02:33 PM	#4
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I am horribly offended by the concept of those restaurants. However, I make it a point never to judge anything without firsthand knowledge, so I better start getting some first hand knowledge. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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01-26-2009, 02:54 PM	#6
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I haven't been to any of the others than Hooters but I don't have any problem with the place. If someone wants to open a restaurant that is a dick joke, more power to them. And I'd take issue with the article's description of "a male clientele." Yeah, they tilt male (as does any sports bar) but whenever I've been to one (we're not regulars but we don't avoid them) women are well represented as customers and I've always had them in my group. However, the word "breastaurant" is either inspired or really stupid. I haven't decided yet. Haven't been there, but add to the list the Heart Attack Grill Diet Center outside Phoenix (the "nurses" in the photos are the waitstaff).
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01-26-2009, 03:03 PM	#8
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	why dont they just open a restaurant called "boobs in your food" and get it over with? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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01-26-2009, 03:05 PM	#9
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Having now (giving it thought I realize I can remember) eaten at Hooters seven times, I can confidently say there has never been a boob in my food. A waitresses food anyway. Maybe cook boobs. And, despite reputation I am frequently more impressed by modern brassiere technology to create the appearance of breasts than by the breasts themselves.
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01-26-2009, 03:06 PM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	If they open a full-nude strip club that serves food, would "natural" performers have to wear hair nets downstairs? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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