Oh dear god no.

[Ghoulish Delight]

As if air travel weren't an uncomfortable enough experience, we move ever closer to cell phone use being allowed in-flight.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8244722/

But Koellner said she expected some kind of compromise solution that would either mandate certain quiet periods on flights or create quiet zones, with the first being the most likely solution.

Oh, shut the f up. You've got stewardesses being assaulted because some jerk can't get another drink or an extra pillow. How well do you think, "Sorry sir, you'll have to hang up on your phone call in the middle of an important deal, it's nappy time," is going to go over?

Vomit.