And the winner of the Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names competion is...

LSPoorEeyorick · 10-04-2005, 06:43 PM

Kal-El Cage.

That's right. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El.

Let me say it again.

Kal-El.

I am tired of trite names like Rumer and Scout and Apple. Let's name our baby after Superman!

That child had better develop some powers because if he doesn't kick asses pre-emptively on the playground, he'll have black-and-blue bum himself.

Prudence · 10-04-2005, 07:03 PM

How long before that becomes, on the playground, "Kill Crappola Cage"?

Not Afraid · 10-04-2005, 07:29 PM

Well, in my cultural stupidity, I didn't know that was a Superman reference but some reference to Kabala or something.

Gemini Cricket · 10-04-2005, 07:44 PM

I kind of like 'Scout' because I'm very fond of the book 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. But 'Kal-El'? Bleh. I'm not a big fan of 'Apple' either (Gwyneth's baby).

Isaac · 10-04-2005, 07:54 PM

Wasn't Nic Cage supposed to play Superman in the new Superman movie until Tim Burton dropped the picture ? I wonder if Nic has had Superman on the brain ever since ?
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NAH!

Prudence · 10-04-2005, 09:14 PM

I actually like "Apple."

CoasterMatt · 10-04-2005, 09:47 PM

Motorhead is definitely a better name...

Rose doesn't want me to have anything to do with naming a child (if we have one)

If it's a boy - Zarathustra
If it's a girl - Princess Yum Yum

Not Afraid · 10-04-2005, 09:56 PM

Chris likes Fortiscu.

We both like Sevrin.

The others are odd, but not too unusual: Sabine, Zoe, Xander - I like off letters.

Prudence · 10-04-2005, 10:02 PM

I like Amelia and Octavia, he likes Victoria. We're both set on Jason, though. Gotta love those Argonauts!

Not Afraid · 10-04-2005, 10:03 PM

Olivia is a fav too. I like Octavia though.

Yeah, I should be popping out babies like zits on a teenager.

10-04-2005, 06:43 PM	#1
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	And the winner of the Stupidest Celebrity Baby Names competion is... Kal-El Cage. That's right. Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El. Let me say it again. Kal-El. I am tired of trite names like Rumer and Scout and Apple. Let's name our baby after Superman! That child had better develop some powers because if he doesn't kick asses pre-emptively on the playground, he'll have black-and-blue bum himself.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	How long before that becomes, on the playground, "Kill Crappola Cage"? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Well, in my cultural stupidity, I didn't know that was a Superman reference but some reference to Kabala or something.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I kind of like 'Scout' because I'm very fond of the book 'To Kill a Mockingbird'. But 'Kal-El'? Bleh. I'm not a big fan of 'Apple' either (Gwyneth's baby).
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Isaac the one n only Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Anaheim Posts: 1,236	Wasn't Nic Cage supposed to play Superman in the new Superman movie until Tim Burton dropped the picture ? I wonder if Nic has had Superman on the brain ever since ? ..... NAH! __________________
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I actually like "Apple." __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Motorhead is definitely a better name... Rose doesn't want me to have anything to do with naming a child (if we have one) If it's a boy - Zarathustra If it's a girl - Princess Yum Yum __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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10-04-2005, 09:56 PM	#8
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Chris likes Fortiscu. We both like Sevrin. The others are odd, but not too unusual: Sabine, Zoe, Xander - I like off letters.
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10-04-2005, 10:02 PM	#9
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I like Amelia and Octavia, he likes Victoria. We're both set on Jason, though. Gotta love those Argonauts! __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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10-04-2005, 10:03 PM	#10
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Olivia is a fav too. I like Octavia though. Yeah, I should be popping out babies like zits on a teenager.
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