Home Depot Scam!

Gemini Cricket · 06-16-2006, 05:22 AM

A "heads up" for any of you who may shop at Home Depot.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two handsome 18 or 19-year-old guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, then take off their t-shirts to dry the windshield. It is impossible not to look at their lean, muscular chests and ripped abs. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thanks" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way there, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

Betty · 06-16-2006, 05:29 AM

snort! ha!

Snowflake · 06-16-2006, 06:59 AM

Moonliner · 06-16-2006, 07:42 AM

Thanks for the warning, but I really think this is one scam I won't be falling for.

tracilicious · 06-16-2006, 08:27 AM

My dad's a manager at Home Depot. I'll have to tell him so he can keep a weather eye out.

SacTown Chronic · 06-16-2006, 08:38 AM

I'm on my way to Home Depot in search of pot-filled bathroom vanities. I'll keep an eye out for roving bands of homosexual thugs.

Gemini Cricket · 06-16-2006, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I'm on my way to Home Depot in search of pot-filled bathroom vanities. I'll keep an eye out for roving bands of homosexual thugs.

Then give my cell phone a ring, will ya?

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-16-2006, 08:49 AM

I'm imagining GC sitting in his parked car in a Home Depot lot.

Sitting there, watching guys strap two by fours onto their scratched trucks, lift heavy paving stones into vans, and wipe the sweat off their tanned brows with rough work gloves.

innerSpaceman · 06-16-2006, 09:27 AM

^ omg, I got hotter from CP's parking lot voyeur description than from GC's Homo Depot scam.

Gemini Cricket · 06-16-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

^ omg, I got hotter from CP's parking lot voyeur description than from GC's Homo Depot scam.

You bi-sexuals...

I found CP's post to be biographical.

06-16-2006, 05:22 AM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Home Depot Scam! A "heads up" for any of you who may shop at Home Depot. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two handsome 18 or 19-year-old guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, then take off their t-shirts to dry the windshield. It is impossible not to look at their lean, muscular chests and ripped abs. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thanks" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way there, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware!!
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06-16-2006, 05:29 AM	#2
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	snort! ha! __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	GC __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Thanks for the warning, but I really think this is one scam I won't be falling for. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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06-16-2006, 08:27 AM	#5
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	My dad's a manager at Home Depot. I'll have to tell him so he can keep a weather eye out. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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06-16-2006, 08:38 AM	#6
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	I'm on my way to Home Depot in search of pot-filled bathroom vanities. I'll keep an eye out for roving bands of homosexual thugs.
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06-16-2006, 08:49 AM	#8
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I'm imagining GC sitting in his parked car in a Home Depot lot. Sitting there, watching guys strap two by fours onto their scratched trucks, lift heavy paving stones into vans, and wipe the sweat off their tanned brows with rough work gloves. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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06-16-2006, 09:27 AM	#9
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	^ omg, I got hotter from CP's parking lot voyeur description than from GC's Homo Depot scam.
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