I freaking love my job - Food Fight.com

blueerica · 03-24-2007, 12:17 PM

OK, so - yeah - Food Fight Grocery

It's a real place. And they're vegan. And... they're funny as sh!t.

Check out Barbara's Instant Mashed Potatoes... you lazy, lazy bastard.

Also check out their other sections. I think this site is great.

blueerica · 03-24-2007, 12:19 PM

OK, this just makes me want to order from them at some point in the near future.

They just rule waaayyy too much.

Dude, you TOTALLY need a can of fake duck.

RStar · 03-24-2007, 01:05 PM

Boy, those guys are a riot!

Like on the Exotics page: "Things to make people shake their head in disbelief."
Like Vegan Caviar!

Or on the Baked Stuff Page "Looking for the meaning of life? Feeling lost and alone? Try cookies. Or donuts. Or maybe a late night massage." But they have ANIMAL COOKIES! Thas sounds wrong for vegans....."Animal cookies. Vegan ones. Eat them. Case discount for 12 of one flavor. Yeehaw."

Too much!

Blueerica, why is this your job? Do you work for these guys??

blueerica · 03-24-2007, 01:44 PM

Haha, no - I work as a copywriter for www.retroland.com

I get to write about all kinds of miscellany. A search on Instant Mashed Potatoes brought me to that site. Occupational hazard. Sometimes I post what I've found amusing as a result of just surfing around for ideas and inspiration, other times I just keep them quietly to myself.

tracilicious · 03-24-2007, 01:54 PM

OMG! It's in Portland. I just happen to be going there in less than a month!

wendybeth · 03-24-2007, 06:52 PM

Great find! I love the 'No cows were squeezed" ' cheesy-substance disclaimer.

RStar · 03-24-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by blueerica

Haha, no - I work as a copywriter for www.retroland.com

I get to write about all kinds of miscellany. A search on Instant Mashed Potatoes brought me to that site. Occupational hazard. Sometimes I post what I've found amusing as a result of just surfing around for ideas and inspiration, other times I just keep them quietly to myself.

Hey, great site! I'll be checking out some more. My teen years were in the 70's (That 70's Show is my family! Swear!) so many of those pictures take me back!

Morrigoon · 03-25-2007, 02:39 AM

OMG, "Nutritional Yeast"

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You know what to do with this stuff. Or if you don't, you gotsta learn. A vegan stable. Chock full of B12, and perfect for making fake cheese sauces, or in gravies, or whatever. On popcorn. On your grandma...

Comes in a handy 5 oz bottle.

3894 · 03-25-2007, 10:42 AM

Fabulously curmudgeonly.

lizziebith · 03-25-2007, 11:22 AM

The description of the "Birds" tote:

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"Please Don't Eat Birds." Like the shirt, but on an organic canvas tote bag. Tis awfully cute.

*Please note, bag does not come with the arm shown in the photo. But does come with 1 kilo of the finest Columbian cocaine. And a pair of thigh-high heated socks.

They is wacky!

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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	I freaking love my job - Food Fight.com OK, so - yeah - Food Fight Grocery It's a real place. And they're vegan. And... they're funny as sh!t. Check out Barbara's Instant Mashed Potatoes... you lazy, lazy bastard. Also check out their other sections. I think this site is great. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	OK, this just makes me want to order from them at some point in the near future. They just rule waaayyy too much. Dude, you TOTALLY need a can of fake duck. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Boy, those guys are a riot! Like on the Exotics page: "Things to make people shake their head in disbelief." Like Vegan Caviar! Or on the Baked Stuff Page "Looking for the meaning of life? Feeling lost and alone? Try cookies. Or donuts. Or maybe a late night massage." But they have ANIMAL COOKIES! Thas sounds wrong for vegans....."Animal cookies. Vegan ones. Eat them. Case discount for 12 of one flavor. Yeehaw." Too much! Blueerica, why is this your job? Do you work for these guys?? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	Haha, no - I work as a copywriter for www.retroland.com I get to write about all kinds of miscellany. A search on Instant Mashed Potatoes brought me to that site. Occupational hazard. Sometimes I post what I've found amusing as a result of just surfing around for ideas and inspiration, other times I just keep them quietly to myself. __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	OMG! It's in Portland. I just happen to be going there in less than a month! __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Great find! I love the 'No cows were squeezed" ' cheesy-substance disclaimer. __________________
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	It's as if Alex Stroup became a vegan grocer ... Fabulously curmudgeonly.
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