Long John the Pirate

Gemini Cricket · 09-15-2010, 05:51 PM

< Arrr! My name is Long John the Pirate. I be a pirate.

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< I drink, I do.

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< This here be my wench, Germilda. She likes to roll her eyes at ya.

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I be hating her dress.

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< But she be great in the galley, she be.

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< That be correct, I said it. I be not liberated. I be a fu cking pirate, I be!

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< I have me a gnome mate.

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His name be Sam LaPooder. Nice fellow. Quiet.

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My best mate Arrrnaldo bought me my long johns, he did. Now we match.

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< We be holding hands in public. It makes him happy.

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Here be my friend named Fej. He likes to be snaping his fingarrrs.

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I have two cats. One likes me, the other not so much.

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< I like my mateys. They arrrr great. One be possessed. Can ye guess which one?

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I don't know what this is supposed to be.

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< Well, that be it. Come visit. Come see my pet flamingo, Flamenco.

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< Germilda won't like you. But I will.

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< Arrr, bitches. Arrr!

JWBear · 09-15-2010, 06:03 PM

innerSpaceman · 09-15-2010, 06:31 PM

< that be the ear ye sliced off a rival pirate, or was it his tangly, red-headed wench?

< and o'course that be the star system spacedramada that ye steer yer course by in the southern ocean.

Gemini Cricket · 09-15-2010, 06:35 PM

I was trying to work

into it. Couldn't think of anything. Maybe next time.

Tref · 09-15-2010, 06:44 PM

(Pic related)

wendybeth · 09-16-2010, 12:22 AM

Lol!!! Too cool, GD- Tori was laughing about this earlier when I was in the midst of my late evening multitasking marathon.

flippyshark · 09-15-2010, 06:39 PM

I want to read an entire novel written this way. Whee!

katiesue · 09-16-2010, 09:17 AM

Awesome!

Kevy Baby · 09-16-2010, 06:46 PM

VMGC

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QWERTY

cirquelover · 09-20-2010, 11:01 AM

Very creative GC and thee story be good too yar!

09-15-2010, 05:51 PM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Long John the Pirate < Arrr! My name is Long John the Pirate. I be a pirate. __________ < I drink, I do. __________ < This here be my wench, Germilda. She likes to roll her eyes at ya. __________ I be hating her dress. __________ < But she be great in the galley, she be. __________ < That be correct, I said it. I be not liberated. I be a fu cking pirate, I be! __________ < I have me a gnome mate. __________ His name be Sam LaPooder. Nice fellow. Quiet. __________ My best mate Arrrnaldo bought me my long johns, he did. Now we match. __________ < We be holding hands in public. It makes him happy. __________ Here be my friend named Fej. He likes to be snaping his fingarrrs. __________ I have two cats. One likes me, the other not so much. __________ < I like my mateys. They arrrr great. One be possessed. Can ye guess which one? __________ I don't know what this is supposed to be. __________ < Well, that be it. Come visit. Come see my pet flamingo, Flamenco. __________ < Germilda won't like you. But I will. __________ < Arrr, bitches. Arrr!
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	< that be the ear ye sliced off a rival pirate, or was it his tangly, red-headed wench? < and o'course that be the star system spacedramada that ye steer yer course by in the southern ocean.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I was trying to work into it. Couldn't think of anything. Maybe next time.
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Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	(Pic related) __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Very creative GC and thee story be good too yar!
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