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Old 10-07-2008, 10:41 AM   #1
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Ford has made parenting a little easier by introducing MyKey, a programmable ignition key for Ford automobiles that monitors teenage driving behavior. With MyKey in place, various driving habits that parents may consider unsafe, or merely obnoxious, can be curtailed.

It covers all the common parental complaints: The car's speed cannot exceed 80mph. Radio volume is limited to 44 percent of maximum and, if seatbelts aren't fastened, no sound will come from the speakers at all. Extra-careful and/or paranoid parents can place warning sounds at 45, 55, and 65mph, blasting a warning of potential reckless driving to the youthful driver.
I think this is a great idea. Way to many deaths related to teenage driving. It's being built into the chips already in the keys.
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:49 AM   #2
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I think this is a great idea. Way to many deaths related to teenage driving. It's being built into the chips already in the keys.
I don't think I'd use this for my kids, but there are a few parents I would like to give it to.
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:49 PM   #3
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I don't think I'd use this for my kids, but there are a few parents I would like to give it to.
Agreed. Not sure I'd use these measures against my own kids. Ask me again when the future kids reach their teens....
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:06 PM   #4
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Agreed. Not sure I'd use these measures against my own kids. Ask me again when the future kids reach their teens....
I sense a pending announcement. Or perhaps just a very broad hint to somebody.
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:12 PM   #5
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I sense a pending announcement. Or perhaps just a very broad hint to somebody.
Heh, nope. Just serendipity. Not my fault two things involving my future offspring were posted in one day.
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:15 PM   #6
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Yeah - I was thinking that vacation sex must have done "something special".

But speaking of... no kids anytime soon eh?
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:04 AM   #9
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