Virtual Mom in 2010 Ford Focuses

[Strangler Lewis]

Is there a penile plethysmograph attachment?

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Strangler Lewis

Is there a penile plethysmograph attachment?

its a good day. I learned something.....can I stop now?

[Moonliner]

When are they going to get a "Virtual Dad"?

* Automatically accelerates for yellow lights.
* Blairs horn at idiots who drive too slow
* Turns audio system all the way up for any Aerosmith song
* Automatically scans all radio frequencies for any Aerosmith songs.
*Automatically locks passenger side door when parked (enabled for son's only)


Etc...

[BDBopper]

I think this is a great idea.

Now how about a computer controlled car that will drive for you? Of all people, I could really use one of those things ASAP!

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

When are they going to get a "Virtual Dad"?

* Automatically accelerates for yellow lights.
* Blairs horn at idiots who drive too slow
* Turns audio system all the way up for any Aerosmith song
* Automatically scans all radio frequencies for any Aerosmith songs.
*Automatically locks passenger side door when parked (enabled for son's only)


Etc...

If the "Virtual Dad" is anythin like my father, it will sound like this:

"No, you can't have the car tonight. Get a job and get your own god damned car! And while you're at it, get a hair cut; you look like a chrysanthemum!"

[Chernabog]

Originally Posted by JWBear

"No, you can't have the car tonight. Get a job and get your own god damned car! And while you're at it, get a hair cut; you look like a chrysanthemum!"

I want a picture of JWBear looking like a chrysanthemum.