Bad Translator!

[JWBear]

New toy! Enter any text (up to 250 characters) and choose the number of times it translates and re-translates, and voila!

Guess what I put in to get this result.

Mars is so beautiful, meet lamb and ivy gourd have children?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by JWBear

Guess what I put in to get this result.

"But on Tuesday raemipnikka malenge July?"

[Kevy Baby]

OK, this is funny. I took your current sig line

"America, where you are free to believe whatever you want, AS LONG AS IT AGREES WITH THE ANGRY PEOPLE!!!!"

And it gave me

"Americans believe that something is wrong?"

My Sig line

It may take only one pervert to put in a light bulb,
But it takes a whole emergency room to take it out.

Becomes

"It may not be a crisis."

[Ghoulish Delight]

I recall posting something similar to this (it went back and forth between english and Japanese translations until it got a "stable" result) a while ago, may have been at a previous board. I recall my favorite being one that took a phrase including "Glenn Beck" and turned it into "Gronbeck". I still call him Gronbeck in my head.

[mousepod]

Original text:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

...10 translations later we get:

"I like my bottles positive Lobotomy memory loss memory loss and memory loss."

[mousepod]

Original text:

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,signifying nothing."

...10 translations later we get:

"Life, but added that behind the scenes and pictures, no more poor player, I feel. This is an idiot, noise and courage, the whole story, I do not know."

[Ghoulish Delight]

Original text:
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. "

...10 translations later we get:
"4.7 years before the birth of new state reservoirs of all people committed to freedom and equality assumptions, our continent Fu Qin."

[mousepod]

Original text:

"Eat the rich."

...10 translations later we get:

"Fatty."

I gotta get back to work.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Original text:
"I have a very bad feeling about this."

..10 translations later we get:
"I think it's bad."

[Alex]

The whole machinery of our intelligence, our general ideas and laws, fixed and external objects, principles, persons, and gods, are so many symbolic, algebraic expressions.

Turns into:

Algebra is a sign of God's Torah and simple external cup, the ideal principles of human Mechanics

So on that one it seems to have done pretty well.