Frustrated with Airline Security? Try These.

Disneyphile · 11-22-2010, 04:43 PM

Please.

I made these this morning.

CoasterMatt · 11-22-2010, 05:22 PM

Don't think of it as a TSA patdown, think of it as getting to second base with Uncle Sam.

€uroMeinke · 11-22-2010, 05:32 PM

really, I think the TSA could have done a better job of selling this as a complementary hand job to each traveler

Alex · 11-22-2010, 05:33 PM

So long as they manage the lines so that people willing to use the scanners aren't slowed down by people who opt out I'm all in favor of them having issues since I have no issues at all with the scanners.

But I'm sure that the TSA agents will quickly grow immune to all the t-shirts and comments they will get.

Chernabog · 11-22-2010, 06:30 PM

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But I'm sure that the TSA agents will quickly grow immune to all the t-shirts and comments they will get.

I was just reading an article on how it was doing the opposite, and they were getting depressed and upset having to do their jobs with people who are mean and/or have less than spectacular hygiene.

And Obama is between a rock and a hard place on this one. If he said "these measures are too stringent!" and something happened on a plane, he'd be blamed.

Disneyphile · 11-22-2010, 05:37 PM

I still want to orgasmically moan if they ever touch me.

katiesue · 11-22-2010, 07:23 PM

I think I'll take the pat down, it's the closest I'll have gotten to getting lucky in quite some time

Morrigoon · 11-22-2010, 10:08 PM

Having read some information that conflicts with the TSA's assurances of safety for the backscatter x-ray, and combined with my strong family history of cancer, I'd opt for pat down too.

T: I posted a link to your shop on FB. That has the potential to make you a few bucks, well done!

BarTopDancer · 11-22-2010, 10:27 PM

In case you missed it elsewhere.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-22-2010, 11:34 PM

Eh, I find that story mostly lame. Who the fuvk at this point doesn't know that nail clippers aren't allowed on airplanes? His gun was, by rule, unloaded. Just because he has special permission to carry that doesn't mean he's exempt from all other rules. Get over it and remember to take your damned nail clippers out.

Yes, the nail clippers rule is pretty stupid, but its stupidity is completely independent of him carrying his unloaded gun by special permission.

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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	So long as they manage the lines so that people willing to use the scanners aren't slowed down by people who opt out I'm all in favor of them having issues since I have no issues at all with the scanners. But I'm sure that the TSA agents will quickly grow immune to all the t-shirts and comments they will get.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Having read some information that conflicts with the TSA's assurances of safety for the backscatter x-ray, and combined with my strong family history of cancer, I'd opt for pat down too. T: I posted a link to your shop on FB. That has the potential to make you a few bucks, well done! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Eh, I find that story mostly lame. Who the fuvk at this point doesn't know that nail clippers aren't allowed on airplanes? His gun was, by rule, unloaded. Just because he has special permission to carry that doesn't mean he's exempt from all other rules. Get over it and remember to take your damned nail clippers out. Yes, the nail clippers rule is pretty stupid, but its stupidity is completely independent of him carrying his unloaded gun by special permission. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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