"Real Men Love Jesus"

SzczerbiakManiac · 07-26-2005, 10:06 AM

I'm so digging this guy's mom!

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So today my mother needed a wide variety of office supplies and since I loathe driving in all its forms I insisted on tagging along so I could grab some art supplies.

Anyway, when we were pulling into the Staples parking lot, some guy cut us off real bad. Then parked. And went into the grocery store.

So we went into Staples and got our stuff and came out and his truck was still there. It had a Arizona licence plate and a sticker that said 'Real Men Love Jesus'.

"John," my mother said. "Hand me those printable stickers I got for your father."

I handed them to her.

"Now give me a sharpie."

So I gave her that too.

Now underneath his jesus sticker and we don't know if he ever noticed it is 'Because he's dreamy <3'

Gn2Dlnd · 07-26-2005, 03:22 PM

Why is it that, more often than not, the worst drivers have Jesus stickers on their cars? Is it that they, like their president, assume that the Rapture is going to happen any minute anyhow, so there's no need to worry about the details?

"God is my copilot"

In other words, "Stay very far away from me, because I have no idea which way He's going to steer this thing."

Not Afraid · 07-26-2005, 03:32 PM

You may drive badly because you are saved!

Kevy Baby · 07-26-2005, 08:28 PM

What if I just kinda like Jesus? Does that make me less of a man?

CoasterMatt · 07-26-2005, 09:26 PM

My favorite bumper stickers - I Park Like An Idiot

dramaqueen · 08-03-2005, 03:50 PM

I love the bumper stickers that say "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an asshole"

HTHBellcaptain · 08-03-2005, 04:41 PM

I have strong beliefs, but I refuse to post a bumper sticker. Just about anytime I get cut off in traffic, it is usually by someone with a Jesus sticker.

I like the bumper sticker "Jesus is coming, look busy."

flippyshark · 08-04-2005, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by HTHBellcaptain

I have strong beliefs, but I refuse to post a bumper sticker. Just about anytime I get cut off in traffic, it is usually by someone with a Jesus sticker.

What HTH neglects to mention is that his "strong beliefs" involve heading a coven of naked mole rat worshippers in ancient midnight tea-making rituals. But, hey, I'm not here to judge the practices or beliefs of my friends. (Or to spawn bizarre and completely "unwarranted" rumors)

mousepod · 08-04-2005, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by flippyshark

What HTH neglects to mention is that his "strong beliefs" involve heading a coven of naked mole rat worshippers in ancient midnight tea-making rituals. But, hey, I'm not here to judge the practices or beliefs of my friends. (Or to spawn bizarre and completely "unwarranted" rumors)

I knew there was a reason why they put up a rope in front of the naked mole rat wall at DAK! I had never been exposed to the power of NMRs before Disney, but the shrine at DAK plus the inclusion of a NMR on Kim Possible is a little too much to be called a coincidence. I'm starting to get a chill... "Naked Mole Rats are just alright with me..."

€uroMeinke · 08-03-2005, 05:16 PM

I always wanted one that said, "Jesus Loves Me, But the Devil is my Lover"

07-26-2005, 03:22 PM	#2
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Why is it that, more often than not, the worst drivers have Jesus stickers on their cars? Is it that they, like their president, assume that the Rapture is going to happen any minute anyhow, so there's no need to worry about the details? "God is my copilot" In other words, "Stay very far away from me, because I have no idea which way He's going to steer this thing." __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	You may drive badly because you are saved!
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07-26-2005, 08:28 PM	#4
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	What if I just kinda like Jesus? Does that make me less of a man? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	My favorite bumper stickers - I Park Like An Idiot __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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08-03-2005, 03:50 PM	#6
dramaqueen Why don't ya do right? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 10	I love the bumper stickers that say "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you are an asshole" __________________ Get outta here- gimmie some money tooooo......
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08-03-2005, 04:41 PM	#7
HTHBellcaptain Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 183	I have strong beliefs, but I refuse to post a bumper sticker. Just about anytime I get cut off in traffic, it is usually by someone with a Jesus sticker. I like the bumper sticker "Jesus is coming, look busy."
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08-03-2005, 05:16 PM	#10
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I always wanted one that said, "Jesus Loves Me, But the Devil is my Lover" __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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