A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 09-20-2005, 02:38 PM

Was it really that bad, people?
Really?
But, but, but...

It had lift.
It had length.
It was stiff and antique.
It was glistening, glowing
Flamboyant – unique!

A set piece for a head.
A real party of a do.
A girlish curl with
A lady’s coiffure:
Buoyant - magnefique!

I don’t give two ****s about the Emmys -
I sure didn’t watch them -
But I certainly envy a woman
Who dares to make a Swinger out of a Victorian.

I wonder if she drives a DeLorean?!

(That would be, like, so friggin’ awesome!)

Spoiler:

Morrigoon · 09-20-2005, 02:48 PM

Heh....

lizziebith · 09-20-2005, 03:24 PM

Hee! She drives a Volvo wagon...

wendybeth · 09-20-2005, 04:32 PM

All right, you forced me to Google it, and .....YE GODS!!!

I think she was channeling Betty Grable.

(From a hairdressing standpoint, not too shabby, but not the best style for Patricia).

lizziebith · 09-20-2005, 05:00 PM

That had to be a wig, or at least a fall, as her natural hair looks nothing like it:

wendybeth · 09-20-2005, 05:07 PM

It's possible she could have gotten her bangs, incorporated with some of the longer hair, into that roll, and same for her sides. The rest has to be a fall, though- her hair isn't that long.

Cadaverous Pallor · 09-20-2005, 08:14 PM

Great. I just spent WAY TOO LONG hunting for a pic, and I can't freakin' find one. How the hell can you people talk about this and not post a pic???

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 09-20-2005, 09:03 PM

www.fuggingitup.com

There's a pic of her there. It's the kind of hairdo that people love to hate. But, man, if I could do that with my hair, I would. I totally would. As soon as it's long enough, I'm going to try a beehive, as well. The beehive MUST have a comeback.

wendybeth · 09-20-2005, 10:01 PM

Grow it out by October, I'll give ya a beehive the B-52's would envy. You have to leave it in for a few weeks though, as no self respecting beehive is complete without being really funky when it's taken down. (Extra points if you got spiders and such in it!)

lizziebith · 09-20-2005, 11:45 PM

And as of this past Sat., Patricia's hair was a short bob, and had no spider-potential...still and all I thought she looked great as always -- but I'm biased 'cause I love her!

09-20-2005, 02:38 PM	#1
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair Was it really that bad, people? Really? But, but, but... It had lift. It had length. It was stiff and antique. It was glistening, glowing Flamboyant – unique! A set piece for a head. A real party of a do. A girlish curl with A lady’s coiffure: Buoyant - magnefique! I don’t give two **s about the Emmys - I sure didn’t watch them - But I certainly envy a woman Who dares to make a Swinger out of a Victorian. I wonder if she drives a DeLorean?! (That would be, like, so friggin’ awesome!) Spoiler:** Tref!
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09-20-2005, 02:48 PM	#2
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Heh.... __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-20-2005, 03:24 PM	#3
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	Hee! She drives a Volvo wagon... __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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09-20-2005, 04:32 PM	#4
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	All right, you forced me to Google it, and .....YE GODS!!! I think she was channeling Betty Grable. (From a hairdressing standpoint, not too shabby, but not the best style for Patricia). __________________
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09-20-2005, 05:00 PM	#5
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	That had to be a wig, or at least a fall, as her natural hair looks nothing like it: __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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09-20-2005, 05:07 PM	#6
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	It's possible she could have gotten her bangs, incorporated with some of the longer hair, into that roll, and same for her sides. The rest has to be a fall, though- her hair isn't that long. __________________
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09-20-2005, 08:14 PM	#7
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Great. I just spent WAY TOO LONG hunting for a pic, and I can't freakin' find one. How the hell can you people talk about this and not post a pic??? __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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09-20-2005, 09:03 PM	#8
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	www.fuggingitup.com There's a pic of her there. It's the kind of hairdo that people love to hate. But, man, if I could do that with my hair, I would. I totally would. As soon as it's long enough, I'm going to try a beehive, as well. The beehive MUST have a comeback.
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09-20-2005, 10:01 PM	#9
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Grow it out by October, I'll give ya a beehive the B-52's would envy. You have to leave it in for a few weeks though, as no self respecting beehive is complete without being really funky when it's taken down. (Extra points if you got spiders and such in it!) __________________
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09-20-2005, 11:45 PM	#10
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	And as of this past Sat., Patricia's hair was a short bob, and had no spider-potential...still and all I thought she looked great as always -- but I'm biased 'cause I love her! __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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