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I Floop the Pig
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What lessons have you learned today?
Today's Lesson:
- When reporting positive status on a project, be sure to include a marketing guy on the cc list. You might get free lunch as a reward for doing your job.
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'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ |
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ohhhh baby
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Today's Lesson: It takes longer than you think it will to write something. Proofreading, fact checking, reworking...no matter how small the task, these things take time.
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HI!
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Naps are good.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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3 tsp of Hydrogen Peroxide makes doggies, who eat things they're not supposed to, puke. Frodo ate possibly poison mushrooms in my friends backyard today. I made him barf and fed him charcoal doggie treats. He's fine now.
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L'Hédoniste
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There are charcoal doggie treats
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I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche ![]() |
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Senior Member
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When putting together dinner in a crockpot - before you leave the house - turn the crockpot on. Otherwise you're stuck with meat that has been sitting out on the counter all day - blech!
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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Water Balloon Slingshot + silicon breast implants = AMAZING distance and accuracy
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check your head
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Today I learned that some fires burn too hot to easily be contained and that sometimes....thats a good thing.
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A JAFO Production
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Today's lesson:
Sometimes being single isn't such a bad thing.
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L'Hédoniste
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Apparently, I am allergic to Reindeer...
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