My vanity search

Kevy Baby · 02-23-2006, 10:49 PM

I should have gone to bed. But no, I just HAD to fart around on the internet and do a vanity search.

Found out a fellow with my name was in Fahrenheit 451 uncredited as "First Schoolboy." That was 1966.

He took a few years off from the acting business. Probably doing research for his next role as "Dork/Warrior" in the 2002 blockbuster hit The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.

Plot Outline: A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

This film also features:

Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins
Darian Caine as Horny
A.J. Khan as Spam (as A.J. Kahn)
Barbara Joyce as Araporn
Michael R. Thomas as Smirnof, the Wizard
John Link as Ballem
Anoushka as Benadryl
Allanah Rhodes as Hymen Torn
Julian Wells as Tree Nymph
Suzi Lorraine as Drusilla
Paige Richards as Whorespank

Surprisingly, this film only received an R rating (although it was banned in Ireland).

This is one IMDB's reviewer's comments:

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In yet another Seduction Cinema soft-core parody, Dildo Baggins (Misty Mundae, because she can NEVER not be in a Seduction Cinema movie *rolls eyes*) along with fellow Throbbit lesbian lovers, Horny and Spam go off to destroy the evil G-string, after drunk perverted Smirnof, the Wizard presents that quest to them. Wackiness, in the form of dumb jokes, unerotic sex, and more dumb puns, ensues. Terry West will never be confused with Orsen Wells, hell, he'll never get confused with Lloyd Kaufman even, but this "Lord of the Rings" parody is still his clear best, and yes I know that's a bit of a back-handed compliment. I chuckled a few times, but groaned more and not in the good way.

For some reason, I am now compelled to hunt down this movie. It sounds positively attrocious!

MouseWife · 02-23-2006, 11:55 PM

Sounds hilarious. If my son weren't only 18 I'd tell him about it. He is a big LoTR fan.

{I know, 18 is legal. But I just don't want to know about that sort of stuff....

}

Capt Jack · 02-24-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

This is one IMDB's reviewer's comments:

For some reason, I am now compelled to hunt down this movie. It sounds positively attrocious!

Let me know where you find it. I know someone it would be the perfect gift for.

(no..believe it or not....not me)

Kevy Baby · 02-24-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Let me know where you find it. I know someone it would be the perfect gift for.

(no..believe it or not....not me)

Amazon: $17.99

Cadaverous Pallor · 02-24-2006, 12:04 PM

Ah, apparently they were able to fix the problems with Tolkiens woman-less script by just making all the main male characters into women. Lesbian women.

My favorite name: Araporn.

Kevy Baby · 02-24-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

My favorite name: Araporn.

I was kinda diggin' on "Whorespank"

SacTown Chronic · 02-25-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Ah, apparently they were able to fix the problems with Tolkiens woman-less script by just making all the main male characters into women. Lesbian women.

There isn't a book/movie in the world that couldn't be made better by using this formula.

Tito's Kitten · 02-26-2006, 01:56 PM

Ummmmm... no one has Time Warner cable??? I have seen that movie shown on Showtime several times. (We even DVR'd it because it sounded so bad... just like Spiderbabe....)

mousepod · 02-27-2006, 09:23 AM

Misty Mundae (Seduction Cinema) movies all tend to be more fun to read about than to actually watch. I gave Play-mate of the Apes about 15 minutes when it ran on Skinemax last year... 15 minutes lost that I will never get back.

Disneyphile · 02-27-2006, 01:38 PM

Seen this a few times. It's very corny, really. It plays on Showtime a lot.

Instead, I recommend "Whore of the Rings". It features a very large cave troll, and that's all I'm sayin'.

You're welcome to borrow it anytime.

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MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	Sounds hilarious. If my son weren't only 18 I'd tell him about it. He is a big LoTR fan. {I know, 18 is legal. But I just don't want to know about that sort of stuff....} __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Ah, apparently they were able to fix the problems with Tolkiens woman-less script by just making all the main male characters into women. Lesbian women. My favorite name: Araporn. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Tito's Kitten Still in love with Ben Gibbard Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: where soul meets body Posts: 180	Ummmmm... no one has Time Warner cable??? I have seen that movie shown on Showtime several times. (We even DVR'd it because it sounded so bad... just like Spiderbabe....) __________________ Who the hell needs a damn signature anyway?
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mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	Misty Mundae (Seduction Cinema) movies all tend to be more fun to read about than to actually watch. I gave Play-mate of the Apes about 15 minutes when it ran on Skinemax last year... 15 minutes lost that I will never get back. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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Disneyphile SQUIRREL! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On the curbside. Posts: 5,098	Seen this a few times. It's very corny, really. It plays on Showtime a lot. Instead, I recommend "Whore of the Rings". It features a very large cave troll, and that's all I'm sayin'. You're welcome to borrow it anytime.
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