Some horrible, terrible, foul jokes...

CoasterMatt · 04-13-2006, 08:23 PM

How are women like stones?

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Did ya hear there was gonna be a "Miss Ebonics" pageant?

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MouseWife · 04-13-2006, 10:08 PM

Tramspotter · 05-10-2006, 04:26 PM

A priest a lawer and a school teacher are lowering a liferaft on a sinking cruise ship. It seats ten but the lawer is getting impatient he says "Comon get the hell in." The priest says "There is absolutely no need to take the lords name in vain a t a time like this!" The school teacher says "We have room what about the children?" The Lawer says "Fvck the children!"

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Gemini Cricket · 05-10-2006, 05:59 PM

What's brown and bleeds?

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Gemini Cricket · 05-16-2006, 05:51 AM

Why don't Southern women like to go to orgies?

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CoasterMatt · 05-16-2006, 06:30 AM

What do you call a virgin in German?

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CoasterMatt · 05-16-2006, 06:32 AM

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop?

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Gemini Cricket · 05-16-2006, 08:11 AM

(I was 'researching' jokes for this thread on the internet and was reminded that there are A LOT of really, really horrible jokes out there that are offensive, demeaning and vile yet funny as hell... None of them I can post here...)

Q: Why does bin Laden carry a piece of sh!t in his wallet?

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Capt Jack · 05-16-2006, 08:23 AM

whats brown and sticky?

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Ghoulish Delight · 05-16-2006, 08:30 AM

For the Jews:

Why did the sousaphone player insist on a Jewish wedding?

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For the Star Wars geeks:

What do you wear to keep your shirt clean while eating a fish dinner at Jaba's Palace?

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For the people that want and excuse to lynch me:

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

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04-13-2006, 08:23 PM	#1
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Some horrible, terrible, foul jokes... How are women like stones? Spoiler: You skip the flat ones Did ya hear there was gonna be a "Miss Ebonics" pageant? Spoiler: Unfortunately, they had to cancel it, because nobody wanted to be "Miss Idaho" __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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05-10-2006, 04:26 PM	#3
Tramspotter Show me on the bear. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: LA Posts: 445	A priest a lawer and a school teacher are lowering a liferaft on a sinking cruise ship. It seats ten but the lawer is getting impatient he says "Comon get the hell in." The priest says "There is absolutely no need to take the lords name in vain a t a time like this!" The school teacher says "We have room what about the children?" The Lawer says "Fvck the children!" Spoiler: The priest looks up with a smile and says "Do you think we have time?"
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05-10-2006, 05:59 PM	#4
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	What's brown and bleeds? Spoiler: A wounded doo doo.
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05-16-2006, 05:51 AM	#5
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Why don't Southern women like to go to orgies? Spoiler: Because they hate writing out all those 'Thank You' cards after...
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05-16-2006, 06:30 AM	#6
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	What do you call a virgin in German? Spoiler: Goodentight __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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05-16-2006, 06:32 AM	#7
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? Spoiler: He was giving out IUDs! __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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05-16-2006, 08:11 AM	#8
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	(I was 'researching' jokes for this thread on the internet and was reminded that there are A LOT of really, really horrible jokes out there that are offensive, demeaning and vile yet funny as hell... None of them I can post here...) Q: Why does bin Laden carry a piece of sh!t in his wallet? Spoiler: A: That's his ID.
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05-16-2006, 08:23 AM	#9
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	whats brown and sticky? Spoiler: a stick __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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05-16-2006, 08:30 AM	#10
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	For the Jews: Why did the sousaphone player insist on a Jewish wedding? Spoiler: So he could sign a ketuba For the Star Wars geeks: What do you wear to keep your shirt clean while eating a fish dinner at Jaba's Palace? Spoiler: A big for tuna For the people that want and excuse to lynch me: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Spoiler: Because she was a woman. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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