Allergic to your man-sting?

Chernabog · 04-12-2007, 01:13 PM

OK so I randomly came across this article (it was linked to from AOL) and all I was thinking was that it had to be a joke. But the article IS hosted on webmd...

Frequent Sex Helps Cure Semen Allergy

Is this a married woman's worst nightmare or what? Yeeeeeesh!

Ghoulish Delight · 04-12-2007, 01:39 PM

Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.

DreadPirateRoberts · 04-12-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.

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"But don't try it without a doctor's help"

Is it gonna have to be a 3-way?

Ghoulish Delight · 04-12-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DreadPirateRoberts

Is it gonna have to be a 3-way?

And since I support women's rights, it would of course have to be a female doctor. Only the most vile, misogynistic, sexist pigs would consider otherwise.

DreadPirateRoberts · 04-12-2007, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

And since I support women's rights, it would of course have to be a female doctor. Only the most vile, misogynistic, sexist pigs would consider otherwise.

Your concern for CP's health should be an inspiration to all.

Alex · 04-12-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.

But the mailman only comes once a day.

thecorndogwalker · 04-12-2007, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

But the mailman only comes once a day.

My mailman only came once today! He was in such a rush though.. He almost forgot to take the package i had for him!!!

Strangler Lewis · 04-12-2007, 02:06 PM

Sounds like a plot line on "House."

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-12-2007, 08:24 PM

The mailman comes whenever I want him to.

That aside, if I were suffering "genital itching, burning, and swelling", you wouldn't really want to stick it in there, would you?

And I can't mojo DPR again, damn!

Alex · 04-12-2007, 09:20 PM

He's a man, of course he would. But would you want him to?

04-12-2007, 01:13 PM	#1
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	Allergic to your man-sting? OK so I randomly came across this article (it was linked to from AOL) and all I was thinking was that it had to be a joke. But the article IS hosted on webmd... Frequent Sex Helps Cure Semen Allergy Is this a married woman's worst nightmare or what? Yeeeeeesh! __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	Sounds like a plot line on "House." __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	The mailman comes whenever I want him to. That aside, if I were suffering "genital itching, burning, and swelling", you wouldn't really want to stick it in there, would you? And I can't mojo DPR again, damn! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	He's a man, of course he would. But would you want him to?
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