Dog Humor

Not Afraid · 11-06-2008, 11:05 PM

I guess I needed a laugh because I was giggling out loud over some of these:

These are 'real' breeds of dog, as collected from license applications and want forms at a US dog shelter:

Westminster Terrier
Rhode Island Ridgeback
Palmeranian
Copper Spaniel
Cocker Spaniard
Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow)
**** Sue
Dorky Terrier
Lopso Apso
El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso)
Highland Heeler
Alaskan Malibu
Belgian Manawa
Belgium Malenoise
Basket Hound
Bagle
Welch Corgi
Wild Haired Terrier
Carrion Terrier
Wineamimer
Rockwelders
Rottenwiler
Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees)
Great Pyramid
Miniature Datsun
Irish Settler
Jack Daniels Terrier
German Police Man
Chesapeake A Retriever
Borderline Collie
Chevy King Charles (Cavalier)

Capt Jack · 11-06-2008, 11:11 PM

I think my faves were dorky terrier and the visual on Great Pekingese

Basket Hound was good too

Not Afraid · 11-06-2008, 11:14 PM

Yes, the Great Pekingese was a very good visual.

Gemini Cricket · 11-06-2008, 11:36 PM

Looks like Carol Channing's severed head!

bewitched · 11-06-2008, 11:51 PM

My first car was a miniature Datsun. It was orange.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-07-2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

My first car was a miniature Datsun. It was orange.

My drill sergeant P.E. teacher (actual former drill sergeant) drove an orange Datsun. I have bad associations with orange Datsuns (no, not THAT kind of bad).

Stan4dSteph · 11-07-2008, 08:13 AM

Get that Jack Daniels Terrier to rehab!

Gemini Cricket · 11-07-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

Get that Jack Daniels Terrier to rehab!

They tried to make him go to rehab, but he said no, no, no.

cirquelover · 11-07-2008, 09:10 AM

In my younger days I would have loved a Jack Daniels terrier, we could've drank the night away together!

Those are freaking hilarious, thanks NA! I want to know what a great pyramid would look like though. Wouldn't it be hard to walk him?!

Not Afraid · 11-07-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by cirquelover

I want to know what a great pyramid would look like though. Wouldn't it be hard to walk him?!

You have to have many Egyptian slaves pulling him. Be careful one doesn't get her skirt caught under the feet! (You could name him Moses Mosses Moses!)

11-06-2008, 11:05 PM	#1
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Dog Humor I guess I needed a laugh because I was giggling out loud over some of these: These are 'real' breeds of dog, as collected from license applications and want forms at a US dog shelter: Westminster Terrier Rhode Island Ridgeback Palmeranian Copper Spaniel Cocker Spaniard Black Labrador (from a license app, dog's color was yellow) **** Sue Dorky Terrier Lopso Apso El Paso (attempt at Lhasa Apso) Highland Heeler Alaskan Malibu Belgian Manawa Belgium Malenoise Basket Hound Bagle Welch Corgi Wild Haired Terrier Carrion Terrier Wineamimer Rockwelders Rottenwiler Great Pekingese (supposed to be Pyrenees) Great Pyramid Miniature Datsun Irish Settler Jack Daniels Terrier German Police Man Chesapeake A Retriever Borderline Collie Chevy King Charles (Cavalier)
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11-06-2008, 11:11 PM	#2
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I think my faves were dorky terrier and the visual on Great Pekingese Basket Hound was good too __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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11-06-2008, 11:14 PM	#3
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Yes, the Great Pekingese was a very good visual.
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11-06-2008, 11:36 PM	#4
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Looks like Carol Channing's severed head!
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11-06-2008, 11:51 PM	#5
bewitched 101% Yummy! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I know Kung Fu. Posts: 1,413	My first car was a miniature Datsun. It was orange. __________________ ~Whitney Wondering about the future of Ellington Woodard's punk@ss sh!t.
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Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	Get that Jack Daniels Terrier to rehab!
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11-07-2008, 09:10 AM	#9
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	In my younger days I would have loved a Jack Daniels terrier, we could've drank the night away together! Those are freaking hilarious, thanks NA! I want to know what a great pyramid would look like though. Wouldn't it be hard to walk him?!
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