I was the best of times, it was, uh, um, we don't get fooled again!

Ghoulish Delight · 11-20-2008, 02:38 PM

Stolen from NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me:

What will the first sentence of Bush's memoir be?

Capt Jack · 11-20-2008, 02:43 PM

"oops"

Alex · 11-20-2008, 02:48 PM

"My life began with what proved to be a repeating theme in my life: me causing pain and suffering and not caring much; sorry mom."

SacTown Chronic · 11-20-2008, 05:51 PM

"I wrote me a book, you misunderestimating fvcks."

Ghoulish Delight · 11-20-2008, 05:54 PM

"I owe it all to the beer and cocaine."

JWBear · 11-20-2008, 05:56 PM

How do you turn this danged thing on... Oh.

Ghoulish Delight · 11-20-2008, 05:59 PM

"One day my daddy told me, 'Damnit Jr., when YOU'RE President you can play frisbee golf in the oval office, until then, get the hell out!' That's the day I decided I'd do this here President thing."

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-20-2008, 08:32 PM

"Hey, you there - get ready to read the most important buncha words that was ever put together about the most important guy of his generational time."

bewitched · 12-06-2008, 12:29 PM

"I knew my legacy was cemented in history on that proud day in 2003, on the USS Lincoln, when I was able to claim our victory in Iraq and, perhaps more importantly, the liberation of the Iraqi people."

Gn2Dlnd · 12-06-2008, 12:45 PM

If I Did It.

11-20-2008, 02:38 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I was the best of times, it was, uh, um, we don't get fooled again! Stolen from NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me: What will the first sentence of Bush's memoir be? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	"oops" __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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11-20-2008, 02:48 PM	#3
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	"My life began with what proved to be a repeating theme in my life: me causing pain and suffering and not caring much; sorry mom."
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	"I wrote me a book, you misunderestimating fvcks." __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"I owe it all to the beer and cocaine." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	How do you turn this danged thing on... Oh. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	"One day my daddy told me, 'Damnit Jr., when YOU'RE President you can play frisbee golf in the oval office, until then, get the hell out!' That's the day I decided I'd do this here President thing." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	"Hey, you there - get ready to read the most important buncha words that was ever put together about the most important guy of his generational time." __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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bewitched 101% Yummy! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I know Kung Fu. Posts: 1,413	"I knew my legacy was cemented in history on that proud day in 2003, on the USS Lincoln, when I was able to claim our victory in Iraq and, perhaps more importantly, the liberation of the Iraqi people." __________________ ~Whitney Wondering about the future of Ellington Woodard's punk@ss sh!t.
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	If I Did It. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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