Ceci n'est pas un compliment - The Surrealist Compliment Generator

3894 · 02-27-2009, 01:05 PM

Click me.

Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb.

Tom · 02-27-2009, 01:18 PM

Your moist towelette speaks to me in lather as the disgruntled post man listens attentively in Yidish, pumping only an iron to the mini-van.

Tom · 02-27-2009, 01:19 PM

EAT SPASMOTIC RICE!
It beguiles and will improve your complexion.

This is fun.

Ghoulish Delight · 02-27-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom

EAT SPASMOTIC RICE!
It beguiles and will improve your complexion.

This is fun.

Aww. I got this one. Which means it's randomly selecting surrealist compliments, not randomly generating them. That's mildly disappointing.

Morrigoon · 02-27-2009, 01:31 PM

Hahah.... "You are as effective as a linear geometry based upon the Maginot Line."

Tom · 02-27-2009, 01:37 PM

Last one, I swear. But this one was impressive:

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

ToriBear · 02-27-2009, 01:47 PM

This one is weird- '' Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.''

''Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.''

''How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain''

blueerica · 02-27-2009, 01:55 PM

"I see your loves in cloves."

I love this!

blueerica · 02-27-2009, 01:56 PM

"I love your eyes, but only with ketchup."

blueerica · 02-27-2009, 01:56 PM

Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.

02-27-2009, 01:05 PM	#1
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Ceci n'est pas un compliment - The Surrealist Compliment Generator Click me. Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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02-27-2009, 01:18 PM	#2
Tom Valued member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 541	Your moist towelette speaks to me in lather as the disgruntled post man listens attentively in Yidish, pumping only an iron to the mini-van.
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02-27-2009, 01:19 PM	#3
Tom Valued member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 541	EAT SPASMOTIC RICE! It beguiles and will improve your complexion. This is fun.
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02-27-2009, 01:31 PM	#5
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Hahah.... "You are as effective as a linear geometry based upon the Maginot Line." __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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02-27-2009, 01:37 PM	#6
Tom Valued member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 541	Last one, I swear. But this one was impressive: Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
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02-27-2009, 01:47 PM	#7
ToriBear Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In my laptop Posts: 549	This one is weird- '' Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.'' ''Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.'' ''How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain'' __________________
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02-27-2009, 01:55 PM	#8
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	"I see your loves in cloves." I love this! __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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02-27-2009, 01:56 PM	#9
blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	"I love your eyes, but only with ketchup." __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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