John-Thomas flushed down the john

wendybeth · 02-21-2005, 12:03 AM

This seems to be the month for severed man-parts: Flushed

"Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up. At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed."

Helloooo??? He let her tie him up, after telling her they were going to break up.

Still, it's pretty amazing they were able to re-attach it......

flippyshark · 02-21-2005, 10:45 AM

February is official "Severed Johnson Month" eh? I can't wait for the commemorative postage stamp.

Claire · 02-21-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by flippyshark

February is official "Severed Johnson Month" eh? I can't wait for the commemorative postage stamp.

And the greeting cards!

Dear Grandma,

Wishing you and Grandpa a special connection with one another at this time as we celebrate Severed Johnsons Month. You're both on my mind and in my heart today and everyday, much like a severed penis would be.

Your Loving Grand-daughter,

Claire

Prudence · 02-21-2005, 01:03 PM

Claire -- it is a good thing that my soda is over on the counter and not presently being consumed by me, as it really hurts when the fizzies go up my nose and I would be forced to hold you resposible.

The theme song this month is, of course, "Detachable Penis."

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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	John-Thomas flushed down the john This seems to be the month for severed man-parts: Flushed "Shell said investigators determined that the two had argued over a pending break-up. At some point, the pair decided to have sexual relations and the man agreed to have his arms tied to a window handle above their bed." Helloooo??? He let her tie him up, after telling her they were going to break up. Still, it's pretty amazing they were able to re-attach it...... __________________
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Claire -- it is a good thing that my soda is over on the counter and not presently being consumed by me, as it really hurts when the fizzies go up my nose and I would be forced to hold you resposible. The theme song this month is, of course, "Detachable Penis." __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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