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Old 06-04-2008, 10:17 AM   #191
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We had to call AAA once when my friend, in such a hurry to get out of his car to make fun of me for leaving my lights on, locked his keys in his car. With the engine running. And the car in gear (emergency brake on).

When the locksmith arrived, we asked him if it was the dumbest call he'd ever been on. He decided that the lady who locked her keys in the car with the window rolled down got that prize.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:42 AM   #192
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Woman Calls Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car

That headline should have read, "Woman Calls Fire Department To Dislodge Her Head From Her Ass"
$100 says she's blonde.
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Old 06-07-2008, 09:14 PM   #193
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080607/...kydiving_death

And there were lots of pictures...
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Old 06-07-2008, 10:09 PM   #194
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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080606/D914RJPO0.html

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

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LEBANON, Pa. (AP) - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:39 PM   #195
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Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty
WTF
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Old 06-08-2008, 02:52 AM   #196
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ummm...immersed himself in the holding tank??? ewwwww!!!
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Old 06-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #197
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What a headache: Man survives nail in skull
Retiree ‘still good friends' with man who accidentally shot him with nail gun
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A Kansas retiree still suffers from some minor headaches but otherwise is fine after a friend accidentally fired a 2 1/2-inch nail into his head during a home fix-it job on Friday.
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I've seen stories like this before, but it is still weird.



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Old 06-11-2008, 05:22 PM   #198
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Sex-in-church couple repent — and are forgiven
Italians caught in confessional box during Mass make peace with bishop
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ROME - An Italian couple who were caught having sex in a church confessional box while morning Mass was being said have repented and made peace with the local bishop.
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:37 PM   #199
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0wYXXv2uoY WTF?
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