WTF Stories of the Week

[Crazybirdman]

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

[Alex]

This time around I've decided to be strongly opposed to the idea.

[CoasterMatt]

Man's Butt Stapled Shut

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Man's Butt Stapled Shut

Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels.
Watkins underwent surgery Sept. 8, 2004, for a newly diagnosed rectal tumor, during which Casiano made the mistake, according to his lawsuit against the Foris Surgical Group.

Um, how exactly was he smoking those cigarettes?

[CoasterMatt]

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

The suspected museum thief who was impaled by a sharp spike on the top of a security fence in his rectum for two hours earlier this month says he did not feel any pain because he was drunk.

[CoasterMatt]

Got Milk?

Eight to 10 members of an Arizona State University fraternity are believed to have caused a car accident by vomiting milk onto traffic below an ASU footbridge on University Drive Tuesday night.

[CoasterMatt]

Here's an illustration to go with the ASU Milk story-

Spoiler:

Not for the squeamish

Spoiler:

[innerSpaceman]

Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish"





But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.

[CoasterMatt]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish"





But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.

That made me feel all warm and, something.

[Capt Jack]

ew