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Capt Jack · 04-17-2009, 03:35 PM

have you looked at some of the rest of those?

thats almost forgiveable compared to more than a few shown there. Im praying a good portion of the rest of them are actually pen and ink and no human is such a moron, or so deep in self loathing that they would prefer to do that to themselves (as opposed to actually ending their life outright).

Morrigoon · 04-17-2009, 03:36 PM

You apparently haven't gotten to the blue lady. Go back further. Or don't, if you value your eyesight.

SacTown Chronic · 04-17-2009, 04:11 PM

All right, which one of you is TURD BURG'LR?

Blue Lady forgot her hands.....somehow, they're the most hideous part.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-22-2009, 01:16 PM

See, excessive marijuana use does nothing to impair one's judgment

Pirate Bill · 04-22-2009, 01:37 PM

After filming a movie about zombies you'd think he'd know that smashing the zombie's camera and pushing him in the face is not proper defense. They'll just keep following you...which apparently this zombie did.

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-22-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

See, excessive marijuana use does nothing to impair one's judgment

Quoting from the article, emphasis mine:

Quote:

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

Come.

On.

Strangler Lewis · 04-22-2009, 01:54 PM

I take that statement as flipping the bird to anyone who thinks he did anything wrong.

Betty · 04-22-2009, 01:56 PM

I'm amused.

Capt Jack · 04-22-2009, 02:15 PM

perhaps he's preparing an insanity defense?

CoasterMatt · 04-22-2009, 03:18 PM

Anytime I freak out at anybody, I'm just gonna say I thought they were a zombie.

04-17-2009, 03:35 PM	#1501
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	have you looked at some of the rest of those? thats almost forgiveable compared to more than a few shown there. Im praying a good portion of the rest of them are actually pen and ink and no human is such a moron, or so deep in self loathing that they would prefer to do that to themselves (as opposed to actually ending their life outright). __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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04-17-2009, 03:36 PM	#1502
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	You apparently haven't gotten to the blue lady. Go back further. Or don't, if you value your eyesight. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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04-17-2009, 04:11 PM	#1503
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	All right, which one of you is TURD BURG'LR? Blue Lady forgot her hands.....somehow, they're the most hideous part. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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04-22-2009, 01:16 PM	#1504
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	See, excessive marijuana use does nothing to impair one's judgment __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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04-22-2009, 01:37 PM	#1505
Pirate Bill Quality since 1973 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 473	After filming a movie about zombies you'd think he'd know that smashing the zombie's camera and pushing him in the face is not proper defense. They'll just keep following you...which apparently this zombie did.
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04-22-2009, 01:54 PM	#1507
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	I take that statement as flipping the bird to anyone who thinks he did anything wrong. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	I'm amused. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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04-22-2009, 02:15 PM	#1509
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	perhaps he's preparing an insanity defense? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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04-22-2009, 03:18 PM	#1510
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Anytime I freak out at anybody, I'm just gonna say I thought they were a zombie. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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