WTF Stories of the Week

[alphabassettgrrl]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Woman arrested for castrating man with bare hands

Bare hands? You can do that? Huh. I thought it took more than that.

[Kevy Baby]

Speaking of odd chairs:

Spoiler:

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I don't want to drink that "juice".

[Disneyphile]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Rest easy, Los Angeles, the pair of lungs found on the sidewalk are not human.

Phew.

[Capt Jack]

while not living in LA, that really doesnt make the story tons less disturbing.

[RStar]

I can just picture some deranged looser with unkempt hair and glasses taped back together reaching into a large paper grocery bag, pulling out the bovine lungs he stole from the slaughterhouse where he works hosing down the blood and guts. He then carefully placed them on the sidewalk while snickering, for some unsuspecting innocent little old lady to find while she walks home with her bottle of Ripple from the corner liquor store. I'm sure he hung out behind the big blue mailbox with the tag writing on it so that he could see her startled expression, and giggle as she ran off screaming all the way home where she could call 911.

Then he went home, sat in a juicing chair, and ate the heart he stole with the lungs while watching Big Bang Theory on TV. On a wall to his left are thousands of pictures taped to the wall, mostly of the faces of the cows that got dispatched at his place of employment.

I can see it so clearly.....


Just in case you were wondering who the hell would place errant lungs on some sidewalk somewhere.....

[Kevy Baby]

Coast Guard says story of N.J. yacht explosion was a hoax

NEW YORK -- The news began breaking Monday evening, and local TV stations quickly had choppers hovering over the scene and "Breaking News" blaring across their screens in red letters. A yacht with the memorable name of Blind Date had reportedly exploded off the New Jersey coastline, tossing 21 people into the sea and severely burning several of them.

The whole story

I hope they find the SOB and persecute the f**k out of him.

[RStar]

I hope so, too. Perhaps they needed a diversion in order to rob a bank or something.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Apparently there are enough nimrods that tweet photos of their debit cards that someone started a @needadebitcard handle that collects them as people tweet them.

Just...wow.