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09-08-2005, 03:17 PM
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I throw stones at houses
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A little workplace haiku
Chair, plastic, on wheels
Armless, not ergonomic At desk: ow, my back
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09-08-2005, 08:24 PM
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Open the bottom
Scrape the dirt out with my nails Please upgrade the mice! If there's a keyboard tray, it hits you in the knees. Chairs are comfy though. Adjustable chairs! Perfectly fits lower back. Armrests are nice too.
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09-08-2005, 09:46 PM
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One cat is real cute
Two kittens are better Five at home, perfect. |
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09-09-2005, 05:33 PM
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peed on yet again
baby love is oh so sweet Indi pooped outside
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09-10-2005, 10:49 AM
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You must spread mojo
around before giving it to Tracilicious. Poop equals mojo Envision Indi squatting Somehow makes my day. Off to work soon, bleh. Only 4 hours, yet I'm pissed it's Saturday.
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09-10-2005, 07:01 PM
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It was funnier
than you think. Indi exclaimed Mommy! Me dog poop!
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09-10-2005, 11:38 PM
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L-O-freaking-L
Talk of poop and puppy dogs Also makes me laugh
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09-11-2005, 11:05 AM
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Quote:
Read it again and again Funny every time! Did you laugh right then? Must be tough to discourage kids while giggling. Send the wrong message and catastrophe ensues: Indi poops for laughs!
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09-12-2005, 02:08 PM
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There once was a recruiter from Re/Max
Who had all of the charm of the Sleestacks She picked up the receiver, Said, "Your firm, wouldja leave 'er?" But this chick the agents would all beat back Oh dear, that was a Limerick not a haiku Okay, I'll be good. Call record would be Better if I picked up phone Not typing haiku
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09-13-2005, 12:29 PM
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Stare at screen blankly
My Brain ceases all function phone rings I snap back |
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