Car Alarms

sleepyjeff · 03-17-2005, 09:43 PM

Quiet and Still the neighborhood was at slumber
a fair breeze blew
out of the West
carrying a lone leaf
sans its lumber
towards a innocent car
on a hill crest

ALARM
ALARM
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

Horn blowing
lights blinking
siren blaring

neighbors one by one
windows out they stare
looking not for a crook
but the owner of all the blare

Thieves are not twarted
by the obnoxious beeper
the auto would be protected better
by a whisper hooked up to a speaker
saying as quiet as the tick of a clock
psssst.......hey buddy, I am working this block.

Cadaverous Pallor · 03-17-2005, 11:17 PM

Tref · 03-17-2005, 11:51 PM

Good stuff, yo.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-18-2005, 10:13 AM

Great fun and a very lovely beginning before the humor set in. Yay!

Not Afraid · 03-18-2005, 10:28 AM

Nice!

Will you write one about Fax calls at obnoxious hours?

MerryPrankster · 03-19-2005, 08:56 AM

Very nice....

!!!

Name · 03-19-2005, 10:39 AM

very cool.....

Claire · 03-19-2005, 11:26 AM

Jeff-- As you well know, no one in Oregon breaks into a car unless they're on meth.

03-17-2005, 09:43 PM	#1
sleepyjeff Go Hawks Go! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parkrose Posts: 2,632	Car Alarms Quiet and Still the neighborhood was at slumber a fair breeze blew out of the West carrying a lone leaf sans its lumber towards a innocent car on a hill crest ALARM ALARM BEEP BEEP BEEP Horn blowing lights blinking siren blaring neighbors one by one windows out they stare looking not for a crook but the owner of all the blare Thieves are not twarted by the obnoxious beeper the auto would be protected better by a whisper hooked up to a speaker saying as quiet as the tick of a clock psssst.......hey buddy, I am working this block.
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03-17-2005, 11:17 PM	#2
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	__________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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03-17-2005, 11:51 PM	#3
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Good stuff, yo. __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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03-18-2005, 10:13 AM	#4
Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Great fun and a very lovely beginning before the humor set in. Yay!
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03-18-2005, 10:28 AM	#5
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Nice! Will you write one about Fax calls at obnoxious hours?
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03-19-2005, 08:56 AM	#6
MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Very nice.... !!! __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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03-19-2005, 10:39 AM	#7
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03-19-2005, 11:26 AM	#8
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	Jeff-- As you well know, no one in Oregon breaks into a car unless they're on meth. __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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