Robber shoots himself in the nuts.

[JWBear]

Here's a quote from the rules section:

We are not talking about common stupidities such as falling asleep with a lit cigarette, or taking a bath with a radio. The fatal act must be of such idiotic magnitude that we shake our heads and thank our lucky stars that our descendants won't have to deal with, or heaven forbid, breed with descendants of the fool that set that hare-brained scheme in motion.

[Alex]

Yes, but my point is there is nothing horrendously stupid I could do that would qualify me for a Darwin Award because I was removed from the gene pool 8 years ago.

So it is a free pass. I could kill myself by going hunting with Dick Cheney and it wasn't a stupid act that removed me from the gene pool!


(PS: I know, I am just being pedantically picky. But I happen to know, repeatedly, for a fact that this is a group of people that likes to be pedantically picky about rules and instructions.)

[Isaac]

I'm watching Gilligans Islands. The Howells suspect someone wrote a love note to Mrs. Howell

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Alex

So it is a free pass. I could kill myself by going hunting with Dick Cheney and it wasn't a stupid act that removed me from the gene pool!

I dunno...while you've chosen to not be an active participant, you're not ENTIRELY out of the gene pool. Your more like a non-rostered player still on the payroll. I mean, you COULD still breed, either due to a change in your choices or some bizarre circumstance/accident. Unless you've been snipped (but even that's got a chance of being reversible).

Post-menopausal you've got an argument.

[RStar]

He only shot off his left nut. He could, in fact, still pass on some genes through his right nut. However, I doubt he'll be getting anyone preggy anytime soon in prisson. And then, God help us, the type of girl that he would knock up couldn't have her ducks in a row if she goes out with some ex con self ball shooter.

[NickO'Time]

Is his new name the Uni-Baller?

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by RStar

He only shot off his left nut. He could, in fact, still pass on some genes through his right nut. However, I doubt he'll be getting anyone preggy anytime soon in prisson. And then, God help us, the type of girl that he would knock up couldn't have her ducks in a row if she goes out with some ex con self ball shooter.

Precisely why it is imperative that he qualifies for the Darwin award. Maybe they should put him in a safe room with a pistol so he can finish off the other side. People like him (including anyone who might actually want to breed with him) should not be allowed to pass on whatever semblance of a genetic code they may posses.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by wendybeth

Precisely why it is imperative that he qualifies for the Darwin award. Maybe they should put him in a safe room with a pistol so he can finish off the other side. People like him (including anyone who might actually want to breed with him) should not be allowed to pass on whatever semblance of a genetic code they may posses.

[Alex]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Unless you've been snipped (but even that's got a chance of being reversible).

Bingo. Yes, the chance is not zero since in this modern technological age there is no such thing as being alive and completely removed from the gene pool (in a decade or so it would be possible to clone me and have that copy reproduce sexually or use my stem cells to create sperm cells that could be combined with an ovum) but I'm about as close to zero as it is possible to get.

[CoasterMatt]

Originally Posted by TicTocDragon

Is his new name the Uni-Baller?

He shoots, he SCORES!!!