The Gay Super Bowl... - Page 8

Morrigoon · 02-22-2008, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

And some of them, in fact, are called "Red Carpet Cupcakes."

So if I go to this party, I can munch on red carpet? In front of everyone?

Kinky.....

innerSpaceman · 02-22-2008, 04:11 PM

I've decided to vote my favorites, as if I were an Academy member ... and not how I think the geezer Academny members will vote.

If I lose ... and I expect I will (with my taste being far better than theirs), I will simply eat another cupcake ... and enjoy even better taste.

Ponine · 02-22-2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

In fact, one Mr. LSPoorTom had already deemed the party cupcake-necessary. We have, in fact, already ordered them from whence we usually order them.

And some of them, in fact, are called "Red Carpet Cupcakes."

But Joel McHale would simply call them.... Sprinkles.

Someone please take a picture of said cupcakes. If I am joining via vibes, I have to see the cupcakes!!!

Sohrshah · 02-22-2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

So if I go to this party, I can munch on red carpet? In front of everyone?

Kinky.....

Why Morrigoon, you didn't tell me you preferred red heads!

Sorry.

I am particularly looking forward to watching the awards with others who are interested in who wins the technical awards. I still have not forgiven the Academy for awarding Best Editing to Titanic. Or any of the LOTR movies, for that matter.

Morrigoon · 02-22-2008, 05:07 PM

To a straight woman, all heads are red

LSPoorEeyorick · 02-22-2008, 07:35 PM

I did my mad libs speech...

Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my Mom told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, Little Moose! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the perfunctory, swanky, geriatric actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, Ruth, my agent, Ari, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at New Line, Harvey Weinstein, Thad, and Dr. Teaberry.

I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through wet my pants. And Amy Powell, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Jackie Mason, a truly curious visionary and fantabulous soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! Christ on a bicycle!! Don't start playing that music, I have 73 more people to go! My editor Tom Moore, my accountant Jane, my lawyer Bill, and my personal assistant Tiffany, Josh at Hippogryff Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, Persistant sweat glands was something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of Skinhead copulation, this is for you! Thank ...

Not Afraid · 02-22-2008, 08:01 PM

ok.

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Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my Oma told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, Truffles! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the famished, stacked, Car-driving turtle actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, Schmiel, my agent, Joel, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at Paramount, Harvey Weinstein, Joseph, and Irene Kassorla.
I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through they left me in the desert. And Tom Cruise, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Jackie Mason, a truly fuzzy visionary and glanzumflofiner soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! Sweet! Don't start playing that music, I have 2 more people to go! My editor Lev Kuleshov, my accountant Mr. Cash, my lawyer Strangler Lewis, and my personal assistant Thurston Howl, Josh at Pegasus Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, Vivisection was something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of Bodily Mutilation, this is for you! Thank ...

Gemini Cricket · 02-22-2008, 08:12 PM

Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my Aunt Faffy told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, Space Girl! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the fat, greasy, geezer actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, Shlomo Blinkenstein, my agent, Ari, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at New Line, Harvey Weinstein, Ling Ling, and Dr. Phil.
I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through a malaria attack. And Thora Birch, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Mel Brooks, a truly quick visionary and ginormous soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! Stars and Stripes!! Don't start playing that music, I have 86 more people to go! My editor Bilo, my accountant Ira Rosensteinberg, my lawyer Marsha Clark, and my personal assistant Mitzi Gaynor, Josh at Minotaur Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, sweaty butt cracks were something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of transgendered whaling, this is for you! Thank ...

Not Afraid · 02-24-2008, 04:02 PM

LOL! The Oscar program has been on for 5 minutes and they've already referred to it 3 times as the Super Bowl.

Alex · 02-24-2008, 04:04 PM

I was just looking at the TV schedule and see that ABC has about 4 hours of pre-game coverage. If they want a legitimate comparison to the Super Bowl they're going to have to bump that number up.

Myself, I haven't yet decided if I will watch or just read the results tomorrow. A return to bed sounds very tempting.

02-22-2008, 04:11 PM	#72
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I've decided to vote my favorites, as if I were an Academy member ... and not how I think the geezer Academny members will vote. If I lose ... and I expect I will (with my taste being far better than theirs), I will simply eat another cupcake ... and enjoy even better taste.
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02-22-2008, 05:07 PM	#75
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	To a straight woman, all heads are red __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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02-22-2008, 07:35 PM	#76
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	I did my mad libs speech... Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my Mom told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, Little Moose! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the perfunctory, swanky, geriatric actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, Ruth, my agent, Ari, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at New Line, Harvey Weinstein, Thad, and Dr. Teaberry. I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through wet my pants. And Amy Powell, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Jackie Mason, a truly curious visionary and fantabulous soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! Christ on a bicycle!! Don't start playing that music, I have 73 more people to go! My editor Tom Moore, my accountant Jane, my lawyer Bill, and my personal assistant Tiffany, Josh at Hippogryff Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, Persistant sweat glands was something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of Skinhead copulation, this is for you! Thank ...
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02-22-2008, 08:12 PM	#78
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Wow. Oh boy. I wasn't going to prepare a speech, but my Aunt Faffy told me I'd jinx myself if I didn't. So, thanks, Space Girl! [Pause. Inhale deeply. Nod to Jack Nicholson.] I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank the fat, greasy, geezer actors I was nominated with. Just to be included in a group with you all is an honor. I'd like to thank my manager, Shlomo Blinkenstein, my agent, Ari, my stylist, and all the immensely talented people at New Line, Harvey Weinstein, Ling Ling, and Dr. Phil. I'd also like to thank my parents, who supported me through a malaria attack. And Thora Birch, my one ... true ... love [gaze into audience]. Last, but certainly not least, we all just lost Mel Brooks, a truly quick visionary and ginormous soul. [Begin tearing.] I'd like us to take a moment to ... No! Stars and Stripes!! Don't start playing that music, I have 86 more people to go! My editor Bilo, my accountant Ira Rosensteinberg, my lawyer Marsha Clark, and my personal assistant Mitzi Gaynor, Josh at Minotaur Pictures. Brad Grey. When we started this project, sweaty butt cracks were something no one wanted to talk about. Victims of transgendered whaling, this is for you! Thank ...
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02-24-2008, 04:02 PM	#79
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	LOL! The Oscar program has been on for 5 minutes and they've already referred to it 3 times as the Super Bowl.
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02-24-2008, 04:04 PM	#80
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I was just looking at the TV schedule and see that ABC has about 4 hours of pre-game coverage. If they want a legitimate comparison to the Super Bowl they're going to have to bump that number up. Myself, I haven't yet decided if I will watch or just read the results tomorrow. A return to bed sounds very tempting.
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