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Matterhorn Fan · 06-07-2008, 07:38 AM

Dear Stoat,

I'm surprised you haven't filed your swim plan with the LoT. How else are we to ensure your safe arrival in Kings Canyon if you don't share your plan?

We wouldn't want you to bump into other swimmers out there on your journey--or worse, smack someone in the head with your hot frying pan full of bacon (would you want to be hit with another swimmer's bacon grease?). Don't forget that there are additional dangers that you need to be aware of: sea monsters, mermaids, pirates, and all those silly boats.

Please file your swim plan as soon as possible.

Thank you,
The LoT STC (Swim Traffic Control)

~MS~ · 06-07-2008, 08:49 AM

JWBear · 06-07-2008, 08:53 AM

Mmmmmm.... Pancakes.....

belleh5 · 06-07-2008, 01:25 PM

If everyone likes pancakes so much, lets go to......

JWBear · 06-07-2008, 04:36 PM

Nah.... They're not as good as they used to be.

LashStoat · 06-07-2008, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Dear Stoat,

I'm surprised you haven't filed your swim plan with the LoT. How else are we to ensure your safe arrival in Kings Canyon if you don't share your plan?

Dear Ms. Matterhorn Fan,

You are quite right - we are remiss in not filing a swim plan, particularly after it took us several months of planning to create same.

So here it is - and be warned - it's copyright.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

LashStoat · 06-07-2008, 07:16 PM

PS/ I hope it's going to be high tide when we arrive at King's Canyon, as we forgot to pack knee pads.

XXX.

lashbear · 06-07-2008, 07:21 PM

Oh, is THAT the swim plan ?!?!

I've been working off THIS one !

LashStoat · 06-07-2008, 07:45 PM

Well of course, Bear.

You were thinking about process and I was thinking about objective.

XXX.

belleh5 · 06-07-2008, 08:18 PM

Swim? You guys will never make it in time. You may need this...

06-07-2008, 07:38 AM	#61
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Dear Stoat, I'm surprised you haven't filed your swim plan with the LoT. How else are we to ensure your safe arrival in Kings Canyon if you don't share your plan? We wouldn't want you to bump into other swimmers out there on your journey--or worse, smack someone in the head with your hot frying pan full of bacon (would you want to be hit with another swimmer's bacon grease?). Don't forget that there are additional dangers that you need to be aware of: sea monsters, mermaids, pirates, and all those silly boats. Please file your swim plan as soon as possible. Thank you, The LoT STC (Swim Traffic Control)
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06-07-2008, 08:49 AM	#62
~MS~ One Happy little Missy! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 658	For our much loved Stoat... __________________ "Sometimes Miracles Hide"
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06-07-2008, 08:53 AM	#63
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Mmmmmm.... Pancakes..... __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-07-2008, 01:25 PM	#64
belleh5 Yes I have 3 girls =D Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 609	If everyone likes pancakes so much, lets go to......
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06-07-2008, 04:36 PM	#65
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Nah.... They're not as good as they used to be. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-07-2008, 07:16 PM	#67
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	PS/ I hope it's going to be high tide when we arrive at King's Canyon, as we forgot to pack knee pads. XXX.
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06-07-2008, 07:45 PM	#69
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Well of course, Bear. You were thinking about process and I was thinking about objective. XXX.
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06-07-2008, 08:18 PM	#70
belleh5 Yes I have 3 girls =D Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 609	Swim? You guys will never make it in time. You may need this...
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