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[Matterhorn Fan]

Dear Stoat,

I'm surprised you haven't filed your swim plan with the LoT. How else are we to ensure your safe arrival in Kings Canyon if you don't share your plan?

We wouldn't want you to bump into other swimmers out there on your journey--or worse, smack someone in the head with your hot frying pan full of bacon (would you want to be hit with another swimmer's bacon grease?). Don't forget that there are additional dangers that you need to be aware of: sea monsters, mermaids, pirates, and all those silly boats.

Please file your swim plan as soon as possible.

Thank you,
The LoT STC (Swim Traffic Control)

[LashStoat]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

Dear Stoat,

I'm surprised you haven't filed your swim plan with the LoT. How else are we to ensure your safe arrival in Kings Canyon if you don't share your plan?

Dear Ms. Matterhorn Fan,

You are quite right - we are remiss in not filing a swim plan, particularly after it took us several months of planning to create same.

So here it is - and be warned - it's copyright.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

[lashbear]

Oh, is THAT the swim plan ?!?!

I've been working off THIS one !

[Matterhorn Fan]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear Ms. Matterhorn Fan,

You are quite right - we are remiss in not filing a swim plan, particularly after it took us several months of planning to create same.

So here it is - and be warned - it's copyright.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

According to your swim plan, you are in the wrong ocean.