MASH - Page 4

€uroMeinke · 06-24-2008, 07:18 PM

You will marry Salma Hayek.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in On the road in your fabulous Apartment.

You will have 4 kid(s) together.

The family will zoom around in a Runway Light Blue Hovercraft.

You will spend your days as a Hedonist, and live happily ever after.

CoasterMatt · 06-24-2008, 08:02 PM

What the hell's an "Austin Martin"?

€uroMeinke · 06-24-2008, 10:39 PM

My Facebook alternative MASH:

You live in a shack in beautiful Paris with your girlfriend Lisa Cone (I guess we get divorced again). Every morning you jet off to your job as a Teacher in your Smart Car.

JWBear · 06-24-2008, 11:25 PM

You will marry Hugh Jackman.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in New Zealand in your fabulous Apartment.
You will have 0 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a Blue Classic Mustang.
You will spend your days as a Imagineer, and live happily ever after.

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 03:56 AM

You will marry Sean Connery.

After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Crapchook in your fabulous Corrugated Tin Shack (with dingo-proof fence).

You will have 42 kid(s) together. (Stoat says: well that'll fund an upgrade for the shack if Sean doesn't mind remaining barefoot for that long).

The family will zoom around in a Fuschia Gogo-Mobile. (Low carbon footprint, but a large sidecar or trailer will be necessary...I've just got to remember "Trailer brakes first").

You will spend your days as a Chicken sexer (well how hard can it be - you've got a 50-50 chance of getting it right), and live happily ever after.

lashbear · 06-25-2008, 04:14 AM

Fine. I hope that you and Sean are very happy together.

*head hung down and scuffles feet in the dirt*

LashStoat · 06-25-2008, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by lashbear

Fine. I hope that you and Sean are very happy together.

*head hung down and scuffles feet in the dirt*

Bear...Bear !!!

It took me 3 hours to rake the fornicating dirt [sic] into that Fen-Shui inspired pattern of rampant Axolotls with aztec embellishments. The least you could do is wash your feet before you enter the barn that I so generously provided for you.

...and don't slouch. Whatever will the neighbours think?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

06-24-2008, 07:18 PM	#31
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	You will marry Salma Hayek. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in On the road in your fabulous Apartment. You will have 4 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around in a Runway Light Blue Hovercraft. You will spend your days as a Hedonist, and live happily ever after. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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06-24-2008, 08:02 PM	#32
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	What the hell's an "Austin Martin"? __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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06-24-2008, 10:39 PM	#33
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	My Facebook alternative MASH: You live in a shack in beautiful Paris with your girlfriend Lisa Cone (I guess we get divorced again). Every morning you jet off to your job as a Teacher in your Smart Car. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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06-24-2008, 11:25 PM	#34
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	You will marry Hugh Jackman. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in New Zealand in your fabulous Apartment. You will have 0 kid(s) together. The family will zoom around in a Blue Classic Mustang. You will spend your days as a Imagineer, and live happily ever after. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-25-2008, 03:56 AM	#35
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	You will marry Sean Connery. After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in Crapchook in your fabulous Corrugated Tin Shack (with dingo-proof fence). You will have 42 kid(s) together. (Stoat says: well that'll fund an upgrade for the shack if Sean doesn't mind remaining barefoot for that long). The family will zoom around in a Fuschia Gogo-Mobile. (Low carbon footprint, but a large sidecar or trailer will be necessary...I've just got to remember "Trailer brakes first"). You will spend your days as a Chicken sexer (well how hard can it be - you've got a 50-50 chance of getting it right), and live happily ever after. Last edited by LashStoat : 06-25-2008 at 04:03 AM.
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06-25-2008, 04:14 AM	#36
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Fine. I hope that you and Sean are very happy together. head hung down and scuffles feet in the dirt __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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