WTF Stories of the Week

[RStar]

Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

I like decapitation. If you decapitate someone, you really meant it. That's impressive.

+ Decapitation=

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Horror on Canadian bus as seat mate beheaded
40-year-old arrested after grisly slaying aboard Manitoba-bound Greyhound
The whole story.

Here's a story that just keeps on giving. According to local reports, After decapitating his seat mate the man did not leave the bus. Nope. He sat there until police arrived cutting off various bits of the fellow and eating them.

[scaeagles]

Tastes like chicken.

[Morrigoon]

Originally Posted by LashStoat

Dear Matt,

1. Where is the TERRITORY? ...I hope it's like a big desert or someplace you can only hit cactii (that's plural for cactus, which is what you'd be if you hit anything harder or larger)?

2. Did he mistake his dick for the gear shift - if so, I agree with Morrigoon re over-achievement.

3. If he had one hand on the "stick" and the other on a camera, how in God's name was he steering the fvcking car?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

With his knees, of course

[Capt Jack]

ok, simply posted here, as "wtf" is what I thought when I found it.

was cruising ebay, reviewing links someone had sent to me. as I did, the term "grandpa goth" popped into my head....

so...I went to search ebay for it, you know...just cuz...and mistakenly popped it into my google search bar.......

look where it led me

grandpa goth?


friggin' google really scares me sometimes

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

grandpa goth?

Good name for a rock band.

[RStar]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

Good name for a rock band.

Like the Rolling Stones?

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

grandpa goth?

I thought he was talking about Mortimer Goth...

[Kevy Baby]

There is something about be-headings in the air:

Man beheads girlfriend on Santorini island
Greek carried teacher's severed head around tourist destination, police say

ATHENS - A 31-year-old Greek beheaded his girlfriend and carried her head around the popular tourist island of Santorini before he was arrested, police said on Sunday.

The man, who police said had psychological problems, injured a police officer and two women while trying to escape arrest after killing the 25-year-old teacher in Greece's most picturesque island.

The whole story.

Good thing they threw in the bit about him having psychological problems as otherwise, we might not have known that detail and be left to wonder why might have have possessed the man.

[Kevy Baby]

At lunch, I was reading the comics in the LA Times and saw this Bizarro. I thought it fit in with the derail above