WTF Stories of the Week - Page 47

Alex · 08-19-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

I saw that wind surfing guy. I have an idea - LET GO!

Unlike with windsurfing, for kitesurfing you wear a harness around your pelvis that is attached to the kite so letting go isn't easy.

scaeagles · 08-20-2008, 04:33 AM

Ah. I thought that guy had an extraordinary grip.

Kevy Baby · 08-20-2008, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Ah. I thought that guy had an extraordinary grip.

The kitesurfer or the guy in my linked picture?

scaeagles · 08-20-2008, 10:39 AM

Well, in your picture, a two handed grip would definitely be required, as with the kite surfing.

Morrigoon · 08-20-2008, 10:57 AM

2-handed grip would be required for some of the other things linked here as well...

LashStoat · 08-20-2008, 11:55 AM

Speaking of grips...

LashBear's mum once walked into a hardware store and asked for:

"A grip of Tarzan's tube" instead of the glue named "Tarzan's Grip" that comes in a tube.

Ghoulish Delight · 08-20-2008, 12:06 PM

Wow, I didn't know MickeyLumbo was LashBear's mum.

scaeagles · 08-22-2008, 07:49 AM

Sex with Prostitute wasn't fun, it was work.

Where do we sign up for this job????

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"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner said. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."

Kevy Baby · 08-22-2008, 09:21 AM

Work, work, work.

Capt Jack · 08-22-2008, 09:41 AM

technically, if HE was being paid to do HER, doesnt that make him a prostitute as well?

08-20-2008, 04:33 AM	#462
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08-20-2008, 10:39 AM	#464
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Well, in your picture, a two handed grip would definitely be required, as with the kite surfing.
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08-20-2008, 10:57 AM	#465
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	2-handed grip would be required for some of the other things linked here as well... __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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08-20-2008, 11:55 AM	#466
LashStoat There's a hole in the Bin Liner... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Merry Old Land of OZ. Posts: 428	Speaking of grips... LashBear's mum once walked into a hardware store and asked for: "A grip of Tarzan's tube" instead of the glue named "Tarzan's Grip" that comes in a tube.
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08-20-2008, 12:06 PM	#467
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Wow, I didn't know MickeyLumbo was LashBear's mum. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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08-22-2008, 09:21 AM	#469
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Work, work, work. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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08-22-2008, 09:41 AM	#470
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	technically, if HE was being paid to do HER, doesnt that make him a prostitute as well? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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