Funny stuff, enjoy - Page 3

MickeyD · 05-11-2005, 04:21 PM

I personally have no preference on PC vs. Mac, but this one cracks me up anyway.

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

wendybeth · 05-11-2005, 06:10 PM

Lol! I know- saw that and thought of KB.

wendybeth · 05-11-2005, 06:16 PM

For Lashbear:

#262417 +(4124)- [X]

<_kr4m3r> so many f***ing criminals, its bull****
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

MickeyD · 05-11-2005, 10:11 PM

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

If I didn't live alone, I'd probably be yelling the same thing for someone to write my christian morality paper right about now.

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-12-2005, 09:38 AM

So funny, and such a clever idea - it's vaudeville in the 21st century.

I guess it's too borderline to post, but taking Harry Potter and replacing "wand" with "wang"...genius.

SacTown Chronic · 05-12-2005, 09:47 AM

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-12-2005, 09:50 AM

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

Cadaverous Pallor · 05-12-2005, 09:54 AM

<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> ****ING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.

Prudence · 05-12-2005, 09:56 AM

I think this is my second favorite:

SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
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wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

SacTown Chronic · 05-12-2005, 09:57 AM

<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet

05-11-2005, 04:21 PM	#21
MickeyD Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mooby's Posts: 488	I personally have no preference on PC vs. Mac, but this one cracks me up anyway. < robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant < bawss> Right click. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
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05-11-2005, 06:10 PM	#22
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Lol! I know- saw that and thought of KB. __________________
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05-11-2005, 06:16 PM	#23
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	For Lashbear: #262417 +(4124)- [X] <_kr4m3r> so many f*ing criminals, its bull** <foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die <foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?" <foniks`> whatd u think they'd say? <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate" __________________
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05-11-2005, 10:11 PM	#24
MickeyD Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mooby's Posts: 488	<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <kylev> hahahahaha <kylev> some girl just came onto our floor <kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" <kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about <kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha If I didn't live alone, I'd probably be yelling the same thing for someone to write my christian morality paper right about now. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
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05-12-2005, 09:38 AM	#25
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	So funny, and such a clever idea - it's vaudeville in the 21st century. I guess it's too borderline to post, but taking Harry Potter and replacing "wand" with "wang"...genius. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing <Malpine> Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> damn i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	<MortalKombat> stfu mat\|t u cu.nt * Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!@ <@Acaila> FINISH HIM <mat\|t> rofl <MortalKombat> omg wtf man * MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch) <@Acaila> FATALITY! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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05-12-2005, 09:54 AM	#28
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> **ING LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ing 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the **ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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05-12-2005, 09:56 AM	#29
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	I think this is my second favorite: SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary *SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary <wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser? <hunney> I am spartacus <ji_pper>no im spartacus <Betty_Guns>I am spartacus <mistr andersn>I’m spartacus <wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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05-12-2005, 09:57 AM	#30
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	<Moot> masturbatin time <Moot> I'm livin dangerously <Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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