WTF Stories of the Week - Page 116

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-03-2009, 03:28 PM

Cloaca No.5: A machine that poops
work safe

mousepod · 02-03-2009, 04:14 PM

Heather bought me the Cloaca t-shirt, hardcover book and coffee mug from the last installation. Good stuff.

Deebs · 02-03-2009, 04:59 PM

867-5309
$400,000+? Really?

alphabassettgrrl · 02-03-2009, 05:01 PM

Nasty legs on that guy. Ewww.

"Please respect the privacy of octuplet mom". Unless there's money involved. Whatever.

Kevy Baby · 02-03-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Deebs

867-5309
$400,000+? Really?

Well, he is a little inaccurate in the description:

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This is one of theLAST remaining 867-5309 numbers in service.

He should check out this page and this page. (The original on this was here.)

Deebs · 02-03-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

He should check out this page and this page. (The original on this was here.)

And they've been spelling CP's name wrong all this time! Poor Caddie.

Capt Jack · 02-04-2009, 09:00 AM

I like his note:

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If you bid, you better intend to pay. I have the best lawyers in the country on my team that will enforce all bids

sort of akin to getting blood out of a turnip isnt it?

cirquelover · 02-04-2009, 10:29 AM

I guess I don't understand why you'd want that number. It's not like they expect a DJ service when they call, they want Jenny. How is it good to get a bunch of annoying calls?

Capt Jack · 02-04-2009, 10:32 AM

couldnt agree more. half the time I dont even want the number I have...why would anyone want one that brings in a constant stream of feckless twits?

Kevy Baby · 02-04-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cirquelover

I guess I don't understand why you'd want that number. It's not like they expect a DJ service when they call, they want Jenny. How is it good to get a bunch of annoying calls?

Its actually not a bad marketing idea. While I would also have a "main" number (as inevitably, one will be getting a lot of "Jenny" calls), it is a great hook to get people to remember your company in what is a highly competitive and saturated market.

The mobile DJ company that I worked for here in Orange County is called "Fly By Night." It is a funny name that people remember. They have been in business for over 30 years and are well known (and they also provide great service to their clients!).

02-03-2009, 03:28 PM	#1151
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Cloaca No.5: A machine that poops work safe __________________
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02-03-2009, 04:14 PM	#1152
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	Heather bought me the Cloaca t-shirt, hardcover book and coffee mug from the last installation. Good stuff. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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02-03-2009, 04:59 PM	#1153
Deebs ... Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 961	867-5309 $400,000+? Really?
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Nasty legs on that guy. Ewww. "Please respect the privacy of octuplet mom". Unless there's money involved. Whatever. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	I guess I don't understand why you'd want that number. It's not like they expect a DJ service when they call, they want Jenny. How is it good to get a bunch of annoying calls?
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02-04-2009, 10:32 AM	#1159
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	couldnt agree more. half the time I dont even want the number I have...why would anyone want one that brings in a constant stream of feckless twits? __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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